Tis the night before Christmas, and everything was peaceful… until the Christmas tree decided to fall over for the third time. My cat looked at me like ‘Bro, that wasn’t me.’
I turned around, and there stood Santa — tangled in tinsel, holding a plate of cookies like he’d been caught.
He just shrugged and said, ‘Look… the landing wasn’t my best.’
We spent the next 10 minutes fixing the tree while Rudolph waited outside honking like an impatient Uber driver. 😂🚗🦌
Makddragon