Stake.us 717Flyer
'Tis the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings are hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon will be thereโ
But letโs be real, itโs probably just Dad in a bad fake beard again,
Tripping over the cat while hauling in gifts from the minivan.
The kids are pretending to sleep with one eye cracked open like tiny CIA agents,
And Momโs already stress-eating the cookies we left for Santa (zero regrets).
So merry Christmas to all, and to all a good nightโ
Just donโt check the credit card bill till January, alright?