T’was the night before Christmas, and naturally, everything was going perfectly… which is how I knew disaster was imminent.
The stockings were hung with all the care of someone who definitely didn’t buy them at the last minute. The cookies were laid out — half burnt, half missing, because ‘quality control’ is important.
And there I sat, in front of the fireplace, trying to be festive while silently praying Santa had Amazon Prime energy this year.
Little did I know, the jolly guy was about to crash-land into my night like a glittery meteor of chaos, shedding cookie crumbs and questionable decisions wherever he went.
Ah yes. Truly magical. Also the Eddie is Santa Just saying.
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