“Tis the night before Christmas, ___
when the Wi-Fi went out and the snacks were all gone too.
The stockings were hung, but the group chat went wild,
‘WHO ATE THE LAST COOKIE?’ cried every grown child.
The tree started blinking, then suddenly froze,
Just like my phone when it’s 1%—everyone knows.
Santa checked Google Maps, took a wrong turn or two,
Ended up liking a reel… then forgot what to do.
stake : jannine