🤡🤡 Time for some good old Dad jokes 🤡🤡

[NikolaRa]

Heya peeps,

Is there anyone here who loves a good or bad Dad jokes?

Dad jokes are like the comfort food of comedy, wholesome, cheesy, and oddly satisfying. 😄

Feel free to post your jokes here so we can laugh together, because laughter is the universal cure.

Let's kick off with these:

I'll call you later.

Don't call me later. Call me dad!

 

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale >🤣🤣🤣

 

*Please note that any kind of offensive content will be removed and sanctioned.

Let's have a blast with this topic.

[givemeamaxwin]

My wife died because I couldn't remember her blood type.

She was always strong, even in her last breath she was insisting "Be positive, Be positive!" but it's so hard without her. 😢

[9Gosim]

This is a story about the place below me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Forget it, it's too long. I give up.

[AleksaRs]

I got one! 

- What's brown and sticky?










- A stick 

[Darthvader1]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts. 🦴😆

[Daredevil1]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌾😂

[HHakrqwqoy2]

💦 What's long, hard, and makes you scream?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A math test

[degendpxx2.]

Why did the chicken cross the road?? 
 

“Becauseeeeee” in chicken roosted bock lol

[FilipTa]

What does Batman say to Robin before he gets into the car?
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- Robin, get in the car.

[endoukun1]

Why are chicks raised without a dad?
Because the cock’s only good for one thing and it ain’t parenting.

[Giovannip10]

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

Giovannip10 

 

[NerdDucky]

Why don’t vampires like gambling?

 

 

 

They get nervous when the stakes are raised.

[eliaaaltami]

Papá papá los fideos se pegan!!!!

 

 

Bueno hijo dejalos que se maten!!

[Lanny887]

I will always laugh when my dad tells a joke to me

[TamaraPr]

I have heard this one recently ...  

- What is a zombie’s favorite bean?









- A human bean

[Madhu1122]

Why did the phone apply for a job?

It wanted to make some cell-f money! 📱💰
I’d:Madhu1122

Why did the phone apply for a job?

It wanted to make some cell-f money! 📱💰
Mid:Madhu1122

[iloveu0215]

knock knock whos there  bird tweet tweet

[xHTGxReaperx]

what the fish say when he swam in to the wall? damn

[4eternity]

Lol

[Cheefburnsteen]

What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer

Edited August 23, 2025 by Cheefburnsteen

[FilipTa]

My wife left a note on the fridge that said - 

"This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's!"

I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.

*ba dum tss*

[elis9]

coll

[NemanjaPi]

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

*Cracks a joke, laughs by himself, then, within seconds, flips and starts cursing my youth* lmao

[firefox]

“🤣 Love this! Alright, here’s mine:

 

Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?

👉 Because they might crack up! 🥚😂

 

This thread is gonna be gold!”

[najentus]

More airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.