🤡🤡 Time for some good old Dad jokes 🤡🤡

[RMK1]

why couldn't the bike stand up on its own..?

 

It was two-tired...

[mykola123]

[humantzy2023]

Good one there buddy.

[MilicaRa]

This one is from my mum's fb profile, lol:

Saved my twin brother's number as 'Spare Parts' in my phone 

[jdub420]

i asked my dad for a dad joke he said i was the joke =(

[paladeen92]

i call a taxi and  its keep calling i know  its weird but  

[lucky88]

My wife asked me if I thought the kids were spoiled. 

I said, “I think most kids smell that way.”

StakeID: Luckyy0588

[Sanzi]

My wife died because I couldn't remember her blood type.

She was always strong, even in her last breath she was insisting "Be positive, Be positive!" but it's so hard without her. 😢

[Pioupiou27]

Why do Pink floyds sleep on one leg?

Because on zero they would fall.

[BigPokk]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.

[StefanTl]

Why did the coffee file a police report?

 It got mugged.

[callmebazinga]

Yeah share some funny ones

[DonOfDeals]

I love good jokes ha ha ha h a ha aaaaaa

[Aerena09]

Anyone follow OMAD ? One Meal A Day !

No ?

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Ok Don't worry , Stake will make sure you eat one time 🤡

[vixcious]

What's the best thing about Switzerland?
 
(I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!)
 

Why don't eggs tell jokes? 
(They'd crack each other up!)

What do you call a sleeping bull?
(A bulldozer!)

[denigma444]

Great jokes!

[Bijesh6]

Wear sweatshirt and eat the ice-cream

[Rebex]

🌭  I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
👉 I don’t know y. 😅