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geniee13

 

“To Spin, or Not To Spin”
(after Hamlet)

To spin, or not to spin — that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler for one’s balance to suffer
The scams and bait of outrageous slot volatility,
Or to take arms against a sea of streamers,
And by uninstalling, end them?

To lose, to tilt —
No more; and by a tilt to say we end
The heartache and the thousand “one more buys”
That Stake is heir to — ’tis a conclusion
Devoutly wished… right before reload.

For who would bear the Twitch chat’s endless “RIGGED,”
The moderator’s “W mods,” the fake calm of Trainwreck,
The hope of Eddie’s monthly bonus drop,
When he himself might simply cash out quietly
With a single click of “Withdraw”?

 

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