Messi

[Aleron12]

Messi be giving haters hbp at the same time giving fans diabetes 😂😂😂

[nikhilpatakoti]

Messi goat 🐐 all ways a lead

[Synmia]

The man is literally causing health crises on both sides, pure chaos 😂

[Zyxmia]

Dude is out here playing 4D chess with everyone's health, absolute legend 😂

[Lorva]

Bro is a walking public health advisory at this point, too sweet for some and too salty for others 😂

[MONALI49Z]

Yes

[germanfix55]

Meso Messi Messi Messi goooo

[winevar]

Man’s out here giving the whole stadium a sugar rush and a stroke at the same time, truly built different 😂

[thorniroria5]

Fels a stretch to call that diabetes though

[peltioesse178]

My uncle watched that Miami game with me and swore his blood suar spiked just from seeing Messi chip the keeper again.

[rexrioria]

My dad nearly had a heart attack yelling at the ref right before Messi pulled off that free kick, so I guess the medical chaos runs in the family.

[novaarlia]

My fitbit once flagged my heart ratte as cardio during a messi nutmeg, sat perfectly still the whle time.