Messi

[Aleron12]

Messi be giving haters hbp at the same time giving fans diabetes 😂😂😂

[nikhilpatakoti]

Messi goat 🐐 all ways a lead

[Synmia]

The man is literally causing health crises on both sides, pure chaos 😂

[Zyxmia]

Dude is out here playing 4D chess with everyone's health, absolute legend 😂

[Lorva]

Bro is a walking public health advisory at this point, too sweet for some and too salty for others 😂

[MONALI49Z]

Yes

[germanfix55]

Meso Messi Messi Messi goooo

[winevar]

Man’s out here giving the whole stadium a sugar rush and a stroke at the same time, truly built different 😂

[thorniroria5]

Fels a stretch to call that diabetes though

[peltioesse178]

My uncle watched that Miami game with me and swore his blood suar spiked just from seeing Messi chip the keeper again.

[rexrioria]

My dad nearly had a heart attack yelling at the ref right before Messi pulled off that free kick, so I guess the medical chaos runs in the family.

[novaarlia]

My fitbit once flagged my heart ratte as cardio during a messi nutmeg, sat perfectly still the whle time.

[vycarvi759]

Dont mix hbp meds with that match, trust me

[frostevoria]

pro tip: watch the highlights first so your blood pressure gets the clff notes version before you commit to the full 90 minutes of cardiac chaos

[BAMFORDDD]

Messi 

[Woondra]

Who else thinks the club medical staff should just send him an invoice at this point for all the fan health scares?

[Novanda178]

my uncle literally threw out his back celebrating thhat ankle breaker against boateng, worth it tho

[vaeleon92]

The way the Inter Miami odds spike every time he lines up a free kick is pure chaos and I’m here for it

[hollowan]

man every time he gets the ball near the box I age like five years, its too much. my girl said my face during the last copa match looked like I was solving math problems. totally worth it though lol

[Sagaciouz]

On 7/9/2026 at 11:26 AM, Aleron12 said:

Messi be giving haters hbp at the same time giving fans diabetes 😂😂😂

The real goat always and forever 

[emilio410]

tbh can't deal with the messi sugar rush, he's unreal ??