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[Eniolamhi]

Who says I can't he better than messi

[larsan4]

lol you might wanna fix that typo first before taking on Messi 😂

[ace63zko]

both teams solid

[Aboy001]

Exactly 

[ladyseo7]

That spelling error in your title is honestly carrying the whole post for me. Fix the grmamar first then maybe we can talk about dethroning Messi lol

[homoorlyn6]

So like on what pitch though, football or something else?

[lorenwyn]

I once scored an own goal from the halfway line and still did my little celebration dance.

[Thorniodra]

Mabe start with tying your own shoelaces first before going for the goat.

[ace4zbvucxc]

ngl bro beat teh typo first then we can call you teh goat ? lol

[nigarium]

ngl bro fix teh title first then maybe you got a shot at messi ? ez

[peltki68]

i respect the ambition but honestly messi did it on a full size pitch with like actual defenders chasing him, not on a sunday kickabout after 3 beerrs

[pyxolyth]

Might wana start by beating a traffic cone first

[rexen7]

Well football wasn't exactly the same grind back in Pele's day either but that doesn't erae what he did, so I wouldn't dismiss Messi's consistency that fast. Pretty much every top player these days treats their body like a laboratory, and Messi still schooled them all while getting chopped down weekly in La Liga.

[Opinicus5]

watch more messi tapes first u need it

[steinry]

Thinnk you gotta walk before comparing to Messi.

[Sandra2]

Alright but if youre taking on Messi you gotta start with like a solid 3 1 odds bet on yourself agaainst a semi pro side first before even thinkin about Barca

[ben29bufzt3]

ngl fixing that typo is your first step to greatness ?

[gauzeax60]

I used to think that too until I tried dribbling past my niece in the backyard and she nutmegged me twice.

[kaiegi8bqf]

bro, you gotta at least get on Messi's level in FIFA first ? ez

[cattyreact]

ngl the title already got me dying but I believe in you bro, go get that goat status ?

[nothuman3]

bro, maybe aim to beat my sunday league team first ?

[emberorax]

Start filming your solo training sessions today, you can study the footage and spot small mistakes way faster than just going by feel

[Autumnkaerra]

I saw your title and honestly the odds on Betfair for someone eclipsing his 91 goal year are probably sitting at 500 to 1 right now but if you have that intercept speed during a high press you might actually cook