Casino joke

[Guilloblades]

I told my wife I was going to the casino to make some money.

She said, "Don't bet on it."

[raxlor]

She alrady knew the odds before you even placed a bet, classic wife logic.

[zylrel]

I'd rather hear her puuns than lose my bankroll in the first five minutes.

[zyllor]

Winning her laugh feels way better than any jackpot tbh.

[dann55c9jrb]

She hit you with that 0.1% house edge comeback 😂

[neoav1q653]

Honestly she sounded more confident than I am picking an underdog on a 12 leg parlay

[dOsUYAP6]

Mine would just check the bank account later.

[luxl58gd]

My wife once told me to "hedge my bets" when I couldn't decie what to eat for dinner

[AstralFear]

That witty retort must sting more than a bad beat on a rver card.

[roshfans]

casino always win

[balochmudasr2]

Assalamu alaikum doston kaise ho

[CyberFang]

Sounds like she already knows the house edge better than most of us. Did she ever try her luck on the slots or does she stik to roasting your betting habits?

[raulbw8ypcg]

Fold that joke money straight into a snack fund.

[kim0sdomwp]

Mine just gives me that look, the one that says "I already spent the winnings in my head.

[orbhasjki8]

My partner once packed me a sad little sandwich and said "this is all you'll afford after tonight".

[asheemf256p]

Classic line but what gets me is the confidence in the setup. you really thought taht pitch would fly

[General3771]

Nice