Bitcoin was given to us by aliens and we’re a node in a Universal Proof of Stake Blockchain

[Terrestrial]

The Fermi paradox. Why haven’t we found extraterrestrial life? The universe is a big place. It’s been around for a while.

Option 1: Extraterrestrial life doesn’t exist.

Option 2: Extraterrestrial life doesn’t want us to know they exist because we’re an unwitting node in the Universal Blockchain Network operating on a Proof of Stake consensus mechanism that needs civilizations to expand and advance in an isolated environment in order to collectively agree on transaction order and a consistent shared state.

It’s obvious, really. Earth is simply a node in the Universal Blockchain operating on Proof of Stake. The more valuable the civilization you cultivate, the more stake you have in block proposals. They previously used Proof of Work, like most primitive societies; simply enslave civilization and generate energy to validate blocks.

The Nasca Lines are block hashes.

Teotihuacán was a mining pool.

The Egyptian Pyramids are ASICs.

Stonehenge is, fucking obviously, a ring signature.

Eventually they figured out Proof of Stake after 2 millennia of “we’re almost there”. And gave us Bitcoin to raise their stake.

When the aliens came to Earth, they wanted to seamlessly blend in, but misinterpreted what the dominate life form is. Not humans, but gigantic umbrella corps.

 

Why haven’t Satoshi’s funds moved? Light isn’t that fast; the transaction is actively cruising across the cosmos as radio waves, and if we don’t hook up Bitcoin to the fucking Very Large Array soon, we’ll miss it.

We Need to Advance

Human society needs to be a network participant, not a node. Burn the dollars, melt the gold, buy Bitcoin. Reach the Moon, Mars, and Europa. Finally figure out Proof of Stake. Join the Universal Blockchain Network.

[Dan]

I didn't believe a single word until you showed the origins of satoshi nakamoto through the names of large corporations. This shit has to be legit. I'm a believer.

[wilberthh]

Holy crap! I love this kind of speculation lol!

 

 

*Did you made this yourself? D:

[Kargai]

[skillex]

LOL. just by its title, aliens are still a theory, this could never really be true  .Your myths and theories are quite fun and entertaining though and those coincident brand names of satoshi nakamoto makes me laugh ,thanks  

[neoooo]

When you prove first that aliens are real , i can start to think about your funny theory.