​ 😎Hello Stake Family, its joke time again! 😎

[FilipN]

🍻 Hello there good people. 🍻

 

🤣I'm in need of a good joke.

If you wish you may post one bellow. 

Let the laughing games begin. 🤣

[Kingscoob]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

[Zamia2001]

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose??? Nobody knows"😁

[raindrpz]

hey  i hope you like this one  

[TheMrRogers]

Where did Captain Hook get his hook from?

 

 

 

 

…the second hand store duh…

 

TheMrRogers Ty in advance I’ll be here all week

[lucky0guru]

hello

[Lucas1111]

• 1. In the bakery: – How much is the coffee? – $1 dollar . – And the sugar? – We don't charge for sugar. - So you can see me 2 kilos, please.
• 2. At the cinema box office: - See me two tickets, please. - Is it for Romeo and Juliet? - No, it's for me and my girlfriend.
• 3. Proof: – A father said to his son: If you get a low grade on tomorrow's test, forget about me!
  The next day, when he came home from school, his father asked:  So, how was the test? The son replied: Who are you?
• 4. Psychic baby: As soon as the baby was born, he started talking: – I'm going to die in four days. My mother will die in six days. And my father, in 30 days.
  Said and done: four days later, the baby died. Six days later, it was her mother's turn. The father, desperate, sold everything he had and spent all the money as quickly as he could. However, 30 days later it was the neighbor who died.
  The moral of the story: never make rash decisions!
• 5. The drunk: The drunk crosses the street out of the lane and a car honks at him: “Bi-bi!”.
  The drunk responds: “I also bibi, and it wasn't little”.
• 6. At the nutritionist: – Doctor, how do I lose weight? – Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. – How many times, doctor? Every time someone offers you food.
• 7. Dialogue between the Moon and the Sun: What did the Moon say to the Sun? – Wow, you're so big and they still don't let you out at night!
• 8. Alternative treatment: The doctor asked the patient: – Why did you take the medication at 6 pm if I told you to take it at 9 pm? – To see if I caught the bacteria by surprise.
• 9. In the garden shop: – How much do these pots cost?
  – Good costs 20 and bad costs 40.
  – And why is the bad one more expensive?
  – Because bad vase doesn't break.
• The stake casino: What did stake tell your unlucky players? Don't worry because tomorrow is double monthly bonus day!
• Good luck and good profits!😉

[Misan Wagle]

big joke is that at the beginning i thought i could beat the casino by betting delayed martingle with very low amount to sustain loss upto 20 times in a row😆😂

[nagakhoa]

A good joke? Stake twitter's replies section.

Stake should do a slot where it drops Monthly Monthly Monthly on the reels already 

[fourPfive2]

A joke ?

Yearly , pre daily , when monthly and eddie no wager

[tbrazzee]

13 hours ago, FilipN said:

🍻 Hello there good people. 🍻

 

🤣I'm in need of a good joke.

If you wish you may post one bellow. 

Let the laughing games begin. 🤣

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

 

IDK but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

IDK but the flag is a big plus.

[charvel]

knock knock

who's there?

Filip.

Filip who?

FilipN.

😁

[zyper]

Guy 1: Dude, I bought a new hearing aid    today. It's so high tech.

Guy 2: Yeah? How much did it cost you?

Guy 1: Just bought it today.

😁😆

[Tijana]

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”