Award winning support: Warning contains clowns

[Ghostnipple]

Coulrophobia WARNING
please be advised this post contains an image of a clown.


 One of stake's USP's is that it has, not just a support team, but an award winning support team.
This needs to change.

Fuss-pots
Some people fuss over details and may ask for information about the actual award, in particular if it was awarded to a different team, 4 years ago while under different management. But I would argue that's just nit picking because I know that every member of that team is the recipient of an award.

 
A close finish, Egg and spoon race at slim camp.

Title Clown with balloon (unfinished), 1972. Artist Unknown

Egg and Spoon, Clown
A casual enquiry amongst a random sample of staff revealed for example a medal holder in an "egg and spoon race" at fat camp, a "what I did on my holidays" essay competition winner, a "colour in the clown without going outside the lines" competition (3rd place), and although not exactly an award one member was voted "least likely to re-offend" by his parole officer.

I think you will agree from this perspective that the title award winning does not go far enough, I think Stake are missing a marketing opportunity, and should in future refer to the support team as their multi-award winning support team.

 

The Plane boss the plane!
Nothing less than that is a true reflection of the quality of the team, and as anyone who has watched Fantasy Island knows, a reputation for being honest with your customers  is something all casinos aspire to but very few achieve.

"Je suis peut-être petit mais je ne suis pas putain de sourd"
RIP Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize

 

 

Edited Wednesday at 01:11 PM by Ghostnipple

[Primequin]

@Ghostnipplevery intelligent. Sheeshh