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❤️❤️❤️ BE MY VALENTINE ❤️❤️❤️


DjordjeI

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Итак, это был День святого Валентина, и я, как настоящий джентльмен, решил отправиться на свидание с моей любимой - Кирои . Мы решили встретиться в романтическом кафе "Бинарное Сердце". Я заказал для нее свежий кодовый кофе и алгоритмический пирог.

Когда она пришла, она была великолепна в своем платье из нулей и единиц. Мы обсудили последние тенденции в мире программирования, поделились своими любимыми библиотеками и даже пошутили о бес-

конечном цикле. В какой-то момент она вытащила свой USB-флеш-накопитель и сказала: "Тебе нужно узнать мой секретный ключ". Я улыбнулся и сказал: "Ты всегда будешь для меня исключительным случаем".

Потом мы отправились на цифровое свидание, где вместе просматривали старые фотографии в формате JPEG и рассматривали алгоритмы сжатия. Наши сердца бились в такт ритму байтов.

В конце вечера, я подарил ей виртуальную открытку с записью: "Ты - мой ключ к счастью, моя исключительная переменная". Мы смеялись и радовались этому необычному, но замечательному Дню святого Валентина в мире цифровой любви. ❤️😄

 

Stake : steamnipper

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I haven't met my soulmate yet. I don’t have a story from the lovers’ date. but I want $50 so I draw a meme: in the photo below I (a girl), on the right (a boy) is STAKE, taking off my last clothes to sell to a pawn shop and make a deposit in a casino ;)))

Nickname: StakeB0T 

 

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I have always Valentine’s day at work 😊

Story (meme ) : Valentine’s Day is like Christmas day. You can say “ Happy Valentine’s “ to everyone on this day ❤️
Stake: LaPilv 

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It was my last year story about valentine's day.

I have crush name Naomi.Normally I could't even dare to talk with her .I was like stalker. But when valentine's day come , all my friends encouraged me and they arranged me this funny post card  to give her at valentine's day.

What I got from her was a big slap👋.

I want to  try also  this year but she already got boyfriend.So may be next year.

User: Soesoelwin 

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Stake User brzk

I believe that we have a lifelong love, but sometimes that love is not for life.

This photo below is  my ex-girlfriend, I put the hearts in the eyes to respect her privacy.

 

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We were together for 8.5 years, and here's how our relationship started, in a funny way. We met through Happen, a dating app. After a few weeks of talking, we decided to meet at a mall close to our work, after work. It would be the first time we would see each other in person. What I didn't know was that she was a little clumsy, and when she entered the mall, she slammed her face into a glass door, breaking the door and hurting her nose, which turned blue and wouldn't stop bleeding. When she found me, I was very scared, but she said she was fine, and we continued to talk normally. The worst was to come. A security guard saw her face hurt like that, and immediately came towards me and separated me from her, thinking that I had attacked her. She started laughing, and tried to explain to him what had happened, but the more she tried, the more she laughed. Since that day, we used to play with Ed Sheran's song "Love can hurt, Love can Hurt sometimes.."

 

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                                            14.02.2011 ... This story cannot be forgotten...

While I was still at school, but not a teenager anymore - I was about 16 years old, I talked with a girl whom a neighbor introduced me to. We talked for a long time on the mobile phone and corresponded in SMS and MMS messages and already fell in love with each other so much that without words - I love you - we could not end the day and say goodbye by wishing each other good night. Well, they loved each other very much, only one thing is funny - Neither she nor I have ever seen each other in person.

Well, the day came when we were supposed to meet and it happened just on Valentine's Day.

Of course, we exchanged valentines in MMS messages before that, but meeting in person is completely different.

I bought flowers and as I remember yesterday, I go into the flower shop and the music George Michael - Careless Whisper is playing there 🎶🎶🎶

Well, I met her, we hugged and then I gave out such a thing ...
- "Can I kiss you" - and she tells me in response -
- "Idiots🤬 don't ask that at the first kiss"

- Well, it happened here, it was terrible ...
We went for a walk in a local place of nature and there we started to fight for that moment.

The girl was very unhappy with the first meeting and moreover said that she would not forgive me for this.

And the final chord was that - We broke up = talking on the phone for more than 1 year,
With one meeting on Valentine's Day - they are over🤣🤣🤣  

 

Well, I laughed a lot when she blacklisted me and I couldn't call her anymore =

"I laughed at the fact that so much time was spent and we didn't even get to kissing."

 

I was very disappointed and not satisfied with my desire that it was not possible to do as I wanted.

The bottom line is this = Never ask a girl out on Valentine's Day

CAN I KISS YOU -😘😘😘

StakeUser - mykola123

             Learn to let go of those with whom you are too different...

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stake : crunchydude

I was in a good valentine mood and though I’d ask my friends on my instagram story to tell me their valentine’s funny story, then ony of my best friends from Lebanon replied with this, and even tho I’ m not muslim I knew he was, so I replied to his message with this 😂😂😂😂

PS: taking my valentine’s date on an MSC cruise tonight, and might propose, lets hope it all goes well :D (ring is readyyy just still dont know if its the right time) (6:30pm)

update: SHE SAID YESSSS 🥳🥳

(00:51am)

I had to edit the picture because my private informations were being leaked: this is a recreation

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And here is a short funny story about my disastrous Valentine's date where I kept sneaking off to check on my sports bet: My girlfriend and I had reservations at a restaurant for Valentine's Day. But I kept sneaking off to the bathroom as soon as we sat down. I was gone for about 10 minutes at a time! She started to get suspicious. When I returned from my third long bathroom break, she grabbed my phone while I was distracted by the bread basket. Sure enough, she caught me red-handed - I had a stake app open and was checking bets! On our Valentine's date! She made a huge scene, yelling at me about how she had spent two hours preparing for this date, and I ignored her to gamble. The whole restaurant stared as she stormed out. She broke up with me the next day.

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Thanks Stake and Le Bandit. 

I managed to withdraw some winning for Valentine’s day date. 

We go out today and have fun. 

Eat a lot. 

Funny things even at date I still playing some  slots. 

Hope next year max win and we want to go nice trip to Bali (Indonesia). 

Stake :Heresy 

 

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Happy valentine You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.

When I was in junior high school, a classmate wanted to give me a Valentine's gift. However, when asked where I was, I suggested he entrust the gift to my sister. A few days after that, he never contacted me. Turns out he turned away, and with my sister``

 

#IZET86

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Well as you can see I recently hit a max win on Wanted and because of that I was able to treat my wife to an upgraded Valentines date (as a surprise). What funny is that she was just expecting a simple date but little did she know that I booked a stay on a 5 star hotel :D. I took her by surprise 🥳. Now we are still enjoying our stay. Relaxing and enjoying life.

PS: She really loves sunflowers, so I bought her a bouquet of sunflower. 🌻 🌻🌻

Stake : CapitalLetterM

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I have bad memories with Valentine, 2 years ago when I was still dating, I remember that time I bought flowers, rings and chocolates to propose to him on Valentine's Day, but on February 14 2022 at around 05:35 in the afternoon he wanted to break up. Do you know the reason we broke up? He said he wanted to focus on work. This is the first time I got a ridiculous reason from a woman.

 

Stake : Levoxz

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Luckily I dont have valentine so I prefer to spend those movements with loved ones as my dog is the best companion for me and his maintenance cost also lower than having valentine also he dont demand for stuffs like valentine demands 🙂

Stake Username: UniqueSarang

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