Eddie…
I know you’ve got a whole army of secret admirers, but let’s be honest — I’m the only one you need!
If love is a gamble, you’re my max‑multiplier: rare, unpredictable, and dangerously addictive...
So here are your Valentine’s ‘flowers’ before someone else tries to wager their luck on you.
And just so we’re clear:
I would fistfight a moose for you.
Bare‑handed. In the snow. While screaming your name like a battle cry.
So be a good boy and pick me as your winner 😘
// Tussan