🤡 Pennywise's Poor Wager 🎰
Pennywise the Clown had a dream: the Mega-Jackpot on the "Scream Machine" slots.
He shoved his last sewer token in, hoping for three bloody balloons.
The reels spun, stopping on: Ghost, Skull... and a tiny rubber duck.
"They all float!" he shrieked, totally broke.
A ghoul sneered, "Guess you'll have to stick to fishing for kids."
Pennywise wept, realizing even eldritch horrors can't beat the house.
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