Tis the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
We set up a prank, with help from a mouse.
Cookies were swapped for broccoli bites,
Milk was replaced with “diet” delight.
A note said, “Santa, wellness is key;
Count your calories, start with these!”
At midnight there was crash! a startled “Ho ho—WAIT—NO.”
Broccoli flew everywhere.
By morning, my stocking was… noticeably light,
And Santa left kale and cabbages with a smug little note:
“Nice try, kid. Two can prank in one night.” 🎅🥦
Stake ID: LokiPaul
