-The Night
You stepping out your bed in the Night. You have to piss real hard. No way of staying in bed, you gotta go now or it will be too late.
One foot out your bed, icy coldness shivers your body, cause it is deep winter and your heater doesn't work. Terrible... . Then you notice your electricity bill was not paid cause you gambled all your money away.
So you are awake, have to piss hard, ice cold, no lights and then there is the staircase you have to go down to the toilet.
No way you think, you take the balcon for your piss.
Going out through the door, you let your willy loose and finally made it
"+-*+'-+*" Door shuts, can't get it open. You are locked out....freezing cold....no phone...
and then you ask yourself when is next monthly.
The End.
id: schneuzi