Q1: What bites but doesn't have any teeth?
A haunted flip-flop from Ibiza.
Because nothing bites harder than a cheap sandal with unfinished business.
Q2: What do you call a disrespectful reindeer?
Kareem Abdul-Jabrudolph.
He dunks on Santa, refuses to fly straight, and once lit Blitzen's tail on fire as a prank.
Q3: Everyone knows that you need to leave Santa a treat, and we are what you leave him on
Christmas Eve to eat. What am I?
An existential crisis in fondant form.
Santa needs sugar, sure - but nothing hits like questioning your life over a poorly decorated biscuit.
Q4: I am a little man who appears every December, But sadly, my life is short because I tend
to get dismembered. My gaze is very sweet, and my body tastes like ginger, And in the Shrek movies, you can see me getting injured. What am I?
A cinnamon-flavoured war veteran with frosting for scars. He's seen things. He's lost limbs. And he still sings high-pitched songs about gumdrop buttons.
Q5: I am designed to make things merry and bright, In fact, I turn houses and trees into beautiful sights. My only downfall is that I am a one-for-all kind of guy, So if any of my friends don't show their faces, then the whole lot of us die. What am I?
A highly co-dependent sparkle cult.
They dazzle. They shine. But if one goes missing, they all spiral into mutual despair.
Absolutely love doing riddles, my grandma thought me well 💪
Enjoy the Christmas everyone!!🎉🎉
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