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1. Frost That icy bastard that "bites" your face off when you step outside in December without a scarf. No teeth, just pain. Nature’s way of flipping you off. 2. Rude-olph The reindeer with zero manners. Cuts in line, talks back, probably listens to drill rap and throws shade at Santa. Not on the “Nice List,” ever. 3. Cookies The bribe you leave out for Santa so he doesn’t skip your chimney. Sugar, butter, guilt. Real ones know your parents eat 'em with a glass of wine after you crash. 4. Gingerbread man Cute little dude made of spice and sadness. First comes the arm, then the leg — boom, decapitated before Christmas morning. In Shrek, he’s basically a POW with frosting. 5. Christmas lights The MVP of holiday decor — until one bulb taps out. Then it’s all over. Whole squad goes dark like they signed a union deal. Festive? Sure. Fragile? Id:carinafilip21