Yo it's me here.
I wrote something very special for y'all
Stake is : soxaz
rhythm of The Night Before Christmas.
🎄 The Night Before The Hustle 🎄
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town,
I asked you to open your wallets right down.
You know who I am, quite a distinct man of reason,
A "Responsible Adult" for this holiday season.
Always on time, taking no time, a delight,
Reliable, steady, on-line day and night.
(Cue the sleigh bells mixing with the beat drop)
Now hark! Let me pitch you a Yuletide vision,
A flashback to Ninety-Seven—a ghostly decision.
You were a wimpy young lad, pockets empty of dough,
Couldn't afford KFC in the deep winter snow.
No bucket for you, just a stomach so hollow,
A sad Christmas Eve with no poultry to swallow.
But look to the East! A star starts to hang:
The glorious birth of the Chicken Wang Clan.
Not a bucket, no tub, but a solution capable,
Selling singular wings on a joyous festive table!
Delicious and crisp, full of flavor and spice,
For the poor, and the rich (be they naughty or nice).
Now to build this empire, I have but one wish,
Twenty-seven million placed onto my dish.
I’ll take "Broskis" or crypto, whatever remains,
Wrapped Ether on only the shadiest chains.
Coinbase preferred, keep it dark, keep it loose,
While we cook up the wings (and forget about goose).
Here is the gift, the clause in the contract:
We split all the profit—that is a fact.
But the debt is in your name, the legalities too,
If the feds come a-knocking, they’re asking for you.
A small price to pay for a hustle so sweet,
While I count up the cheddar and rest my weary feet.
Wu-Tang in the house! Let the sleigh bells resound!
Cash Rules Everything (Around the Christmas Tree) around!
C.R.E.A.M. get the money! Dolla Dolla Bits, y'all!
Let the Sol money flow like the snow in a squall!
So sign on the line, give the ledger a mention,
And thank you so much for your kind ass-tention.
🎅 Merry Hustle to all, and to all a good bite. 🍗Yo get ready to open your wallets