Here’s my Valentine’s message 😍
Hey Eddie, Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sliding into these just to simp for you
You’re out here running the cutest Valentine’s game in town—
so if you’re handing out prizes to the biggest pootie simps…
consider me Patient Zero. Pick me, I’m literally malfunctioning over here Happy Valentine’s, king.
Drop them cutie pooties my way and watch me lose my entire mind in 4K. Yours (hopelessly),
FelixOtello