Tis the night before Christmas, Now Picture This, Your chilling by the fireplace and Christmas tree with your blue eyed pitbull Bane watching office Christmas party when all the sudden you hear a noise in the chimney. Your like what’s that. Bane gets ready to pounce in full stance you grab your glock and get ready to shoot. Now your tripping cause something actually came down the chimney shoot and wouldn’t you know it’s really Santa Claus dressed in all red with a bag of presents standing in my living room with his big ole boots. But this was nothing like the movies this mans looked like he was having a hard time and in a struggle. I said yo your real what’s up that’s cool but you look like your in trouble and he said sunboss and Bayn I am and I need a man’s that can shoot. I said say less I gotchu showing the chamber was loaded. Now came the real questions who we getting?
Santa said it was Krampus.
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