To Eddie,
I want to express how much I HATE you.
When my hopes in you were at their peak, you cast me into a DEEP RED canyon so deep it cost me my relationship—my partner left me because of it. Yet, when I tried to ignore you, you returned with many gifts, forcing me to embrace you once again.
And then, just as you offered hope once more, you dropped me back into a pit even deeper and REDDER, pushing me to the very edge of impossibility. Yes, I hate you, Ed. I hate you so, so much.
But I cannot let you go—not until this valley turns into a GREEN mountain.
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