Haaland, Haaland,He's a blue just like his dad
Now he's at the Etihad. Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey
Haaland, Haaland,Came to us from Germany,
He's here to win the Champions LeagueHa-Ha-Ha-Haaland, hey
Yorkshire-born Norwegian lad, Roy Keane tried to kill his dad
Ha ha ha Haaland