’Twas the night before Christmas, and I thought I was alone,
Just me, the tree, and a phone with no tone, logged into stake, have auto bet running on limbo .
Chasing that 1 million X, to call the night to an end.
The fire crackled softly, cocoa way too hot,
so i settled for a can of Monster with a mix of lime soda.
I told myself, “This is fine,” though honestly… it was not.
15 minutes passed, and still no 1 million X, instead of snow, my balance were dropping, and quickly down to 0.
Only thing left was a full can of Monster and me waiting for the next deposit to hit...