Tis the night before Christmas, and Santa had a problem: a brutal heatwave over Australia.
The sleigh was a no-go. So, in a flash of festive genius, he hitched his gift bag to eight kangaroos in antlers and rode a giant, candy-striped surfboard across the outback. Instead of milk and cookies, he snacked on icy poles.
Instead of βHo Ho Ho,β he cheered, βFair dinkum, merry Christmas!β He returned home sandy, sun-kissed, and certain heβd finally nailed summer Christmas. A true Aussie miracle.
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