Tis was the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring...except Dad, on the couch.
Stockings were hung, cookies were gone (oops, my bad),
Kids snoring upstairs, Mom looking mad.
Suddenly clatter! I tripped to the windowβ
Santa face-planted in snow, yelling βBingo!β
He was drunk on eggnog, reindeer doing donuts below,
Burped βWrong chimney!β and vanished in glow.
Merry Christmas to allβlock up your booze, yo!
Stake : Polk74