Moderator maverick528 Posted August 4, 2018 Moderator #1 Posted August 4, 2018 A police officer stops a car on a highway. Inside the car there is a man driving, and his wife. "What is the problem officer?" "You were driving at 110 on a 80 area, I have to make you now a ticket for speeding". ""Please officer, dont do that, Im sure I was only driving at 85 so I dont deserve the ticket" Suddenly the wife speaks : "Cmon, you knew very well you were driving at 110, you even said to me lets accelerate to 120 now" The man looks very angry to his wife, but does not say anything. The police officer continues talking = "You have a broken tail light, so I have to also make a ticket for that". "But please officer, I havent noticed that, maybe it broke 5 minutes ago, please dont make a ticket for that". The wife speaks again = "Cmon, this light has been broken for 3 months, you even mentioned to me you were not going to waste money fixing that stupid thing ....." The man looks his wife with a lot more of anger, his eyes turning red and his teeth making noises, but he says nothing. The police officer continues talking "and I can see you are not wearing the safety belt, so I will make another very expensive ticket for that". "No officer, I just took off the safety belt when you stopped me, I always always use it" The wife speaks again "Cmon, why dont you tell the truth? you never use the safety belt at all because you hate it, and in fact it is even broken " The man looks again at his wife, his face red and sweating, but this time he starts shouting= "You are a BITCH, you must only open that filthy mouth for doing BJ and nothing else, I will rape you in the ass later for talking too much, you good-for-nothing cock sucker" The police officer talks to the wife and says "Im concerned about your safety now, is he always so violent and speaking in this inapropiate way to you ?" And the wife answers "No, he only speaks this way when he is drunk"
sniferek Posted August 4, 2018 #2 Posted August 4, 2018 Hehehe. I was used to hear it in polish - but it english, it is same fun.
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