MamoreMoney Posted October 13, 2017 #1 Posted October 13, 2017 The funny one will get 0.0001 Gimme funniest joke ever that can make me laugh. 1only per person I will close the topic if the post have already 30 reply.
remember Posted October 13, 2017 #2 Posted October 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, MamoreMoney said: The funny one will get 0.0001 Gimme funniest joke ever that can make me laugh. 1only per person I will close the topic if the post have already 30 reply. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!" 4 minutes ago, MamoreMoney said: The funny one will get 0.0001 Gimme funniest joke ever that can make me laugh. 1only per person I will close the topic if the post have already 30 reply. Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead." There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"
Omega Posted October 13, 2017 #3 Posted October 13, 2017 What do country music fans wear to a concert in Las Vegas? Casual tees.
MamoreMoney Posted October 13, 2017 Author #4 Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Omega said: What do country music fans wear to a concert in Las Vegas? Casual tees. Lol casualtees
Icex Posted October 13, 2017 #5 Posted October 13, 2017 There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat. The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets. She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. please move to the back of the plane" The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica" So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened. so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane. She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica". So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on. He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear. The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane. They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her. The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else. I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".
NOwiTzKie26 Posted October 13, 2017 #6 Posted October 13, 2017 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
MamoreMoney Posted October 13, 2017 Author #7 Posted October 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, NOwiTzKie26 said: A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’ Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/26/the-ten-funniest-jokes-ever-according-to-science-5527698/?ito=cbshare Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/ You copy remeber joke
remember Posted October 13, 2017 #8 Posted October 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, MamoreMoney said: Bạn sao chép trò đùa you did not say that before? its oke. long time i didnt read any funny joke .
stimubate Posted October 13, 2017 #10 Posted October 13, 2017 you so dumb you sat on the tv and watched the couch you jackass
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