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๐Ÿ‘” Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

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No estaba durmiendo, estaba..."...haciendo un anรกlisis de calidad del colchรณn con los ojos cerrados

english: I wasn't sleeping, I was..."...doing a quality analysis of the mattress with my eyes closed

stake id: tobiarano11

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"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...currently in a high-level peace negotiation with the darkness behind my eyelids. We were making progress until you turned on the lights and ruined the treaty."

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STAKE:fuhong888

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๐Ÿš— "We're not stopping because..."

"...the car has achieved a perfect aerodynamic momentum, and if I tap the brakes now, we will lose 0.4 miles per gallon. Do you want to pay for that? I didn't think so. Hold it."

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ kunu2235

Good luck Guyz โค๏ธ

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We are not buying that because...

we already have 'that' at home. And by 'that,' I mean a completely unrelated object from 1998 that I can modify with duct tape to serve the exact same purpose.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Vaasi0099

Best Of Luck Loves ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐย 

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I wasn't sleeping, I was....merely resting my eyes so they could absorb the audio of Pawn Stars at a higher resolution. It's called sensory redirection. Look it up.๐Ÿ˜

Sallu8649

GL All ๐Ÿ‘

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I wasn't Sleeping, I wasย performing a system reboot. My internal cooling fanโ€”the snoringโ€”was just letting you know the update was installing. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ stake -ย  Dee7337

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We're not stopping bcz...I saw the price of gas at that exit and my wallet physically recoiled. We will coast on fumes and prayers before I pay $0.05 extra per gallon.

Stake Username= Mayur9727

Best of luck Guyz โค๏ธย 

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I wasn't sleeping, I was...


...just closing my eyes to calculate the exact live odds of the match. It's called strategic dad multitasking. HAHAHAHA xp

Stake username:ย YAAAKER1

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"Don't throw that away, I might..."
"...use these old batteries to power a small rebellion against the dryer that keeps eating our socks. The resistance starts in the garage."

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Stake - gsgshua

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Weย are not buyingย thatย because if your mother finds out how much it costs, weโ€™re both sleeping in the doghouse tonight.ย ๐Ÿ˜…

Huyashaย 

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ย  ย  ย  ย "Back in my day..." I was like you but much more handsome (haha) i made it to here and you also gonna make it also . I believe You ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š"

Stake - Hem1

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