👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[BratislavK]

 

 

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Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

[Axman123]

Back in my day Gates of olympus used to actually pay.

[turkeywinner]

stake: turkeywinner01 

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."
"...need it immediately after it's gone." 🤣

Edited June 21 by turkeywinner

[waodelta]

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..." i put the poop the cat tthereeeeee

[Diana12345]

 I wasn't sleeping, I was play casino.

id: dianaelnione

[ayushroy05]

"Back in my day... the TV remote was called Dad."🤣

[losingpunter]

A classic

Back in my day, we walked 10 kilometers to attend school

[ULTRALD]

"You're not turning the AC on because the electricity bill already knows where we live." 😆

ultrALDO

[rabiaa]

"We're not stopping because we're just getting started." 

Stake id Mhdrabia 

[enigmanoishi]

"You're not turning the AC on because..."
“I’m cool and your mom is hot”

[matisspaz]

We are not buying that because I can make one myself for twice the price.

 

 

stake- matisspaz

[Shaheezy007]

Back in my day we didnt gamble on some internet.

[Bjorzor]

"I don't need a shopping list. I need to remember why I walked into this store." 😎🍺

Stake ID: BZR
 

[DEWWARS]

🛋️ "Я не спал, я..." я смотрел футбо

[AnkurSharma777]

We're not stopping because... I already know where im going! 

**Proceeds to drive in COMPLETE confidence toward the WRONG city 😏**.

 

XD

Stake Username:- AnkurSharma777

Edited June 21 by AnkurSharma777
Oops forgot to add Stake Username!

[endoukun1]

I wasn't sleeping, I was pretending not to hear my kids dumb ideas.

endoukun1

[achreefbaabi]

Don't throw that box away, I might need it to store the other boxes I'm also never going to use

stake id: achreefbaabi

[Bustoalready]

Back in my day.. we used to walk 56 miles to school .. barefoot , up a hill and broken glass while fighting with talibans studying for a test all at the same time

[Skanderr123]

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel, and that was our cardio

[ZapMaster769]

When i was young there was only one zero on the roulette wheel 🤣

 

stake:ZapMaster769

[Calebodiegwu]

“Back in my day, I wasn’t gambling, I was funding other people’s jackpots” 😁

Calebrzy

Edited June 21 by Calebodiegwu
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[bloodynisch123]

We are not buying that because , money doesn't grow on trees, and even if it did, we'd be charging you rent for the branches 

Bloodynisch123

 

[kajaxx89]

Don't throw that away, I might need it when the Roman Empire rises again.

Kajaxx89

[Wade58]

-Back in my day, children didn't cross their legs in front of adults.-

I miss my father very much.😔

Happy Father's Day to all fathers!

Wade58

[Kanjadkameena]

We are not buying that because its your dad who's earning not you.! 

Stake- kanjadkameena 

Edited June 21 by Kanjadkameena