👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[ansarisuffi]

💸 “We are not buying that because…there’s food at home and disappointment is free.” 

 

 User: ansariSuffi

[V8miaoGl]

I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating.

Stake ID : V8miaoGl

[Galfas]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...testing my snoring to make sure it still works."

As a father of two, I can confirm I use this more often than I'm willing to admit. 😂

Stake.com Username: galfas

[KrizziO2G]

🚗 "We're not stopping because we’re lost… we’re just giving Google Maps a chance to panic too.”

Stake ID: KrizziO2G

[Yashi]

💸 We're not buying that because... we already own this in every possible color except invisible 🥳

 

username: xYashi

[cascsa]

We are not buying that because I grew up with one stick and two rocks. One of the rocks was my best friend. 😂

Stake : cascsa

[a4emodan4ikzag]

"In my day... — you'll be standing while taking a shit"
«В мои времена...- стоя срать будешь»

 

Stake ID : a4emodan4ikzag

[1234567890]

We're not stopping because the journey has just begun.

Ray2506

[Crepas12]

-"Back in my day, we didn't FaceTime people. We knocked on their door and hoped they were home."
Stake name: Crepas12

Edited 1 hour ago by Crepas12

[Richterson]

I dont care ask your mother ^^

 

 

 

 

dad joke for free

 

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

 

 

Richterson

[ferwarenycia]

En mis tiempos no existian tantos juegos de casino 

 

 

Stake username  ferwarenycia 

[0xLOTUS]

You're not turning the AC on because if you're cold, you can put on a sweater. If you're hot, you can suffer in silence like the rest of this family.

 

Stake Id: 0xLOTUS

[Honka777]

Don't throw that away, I might need it the day after the trash truck comes.

Honka777

[romanisty]

we are not buying that because I can make a cheaper and uglier version of it at home 🤣

 

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[rtiss_28]

stake: もちスベード

💸“我们可不买账，因为我的钱包现在正处于深度冥想昏迷状态。”
💸"We are not buying that because my wallet is currently in a deep meditative coma.

 

[Craig888]

We're not stopping because.... you only lose if you quit 💡 

Cholmes8 🍀 

[orca7777]

‏Back in my day… GPS was Dad saying :I know a shortcut” and adding 30 minutes 

😂

username: orca7777

[Bto2002]

Back in my day, we went outside and played 🥀

stake : Bto2002