👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[KaiZidan]

Back in my day... we didn't have GPS, we had Dad yelling 'I know a shortcut' and finding out 45 minutes later he didn't.

 

ID: KaiZidan

Edited 4 hours ago by KaiZidan

[kristofferls]

1 hour ago, BratislavK said:

We are not buying that because dad lost all his money at the casino

 

[BettorGuy]

"We're not stopping because, the road is allergic to brakes just like I'm!" 🏎️

 

ID: BettorGuy

[Kingsley93]

Back in my day The Goonies was the best movie

Kingsley93

[reddevilc1]

There were times when my wife and I didn't dare buy things for ourselves and had to say, "We're not buying that because there are more things we need to buy for the children."
Stake: reddevilc1

[Jhon8]

We are not buying that because my dad allin in Plinko 
 

 

ID: Jhon8

[Tussan]

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might need it to win the argument with your mom about why we still have all this stuff."

Stakecom: Tussan

[khoind456]

You're not turning the AC on because the breeze from me shaking my head at the electricity bill is cool enough

khoind456

[TheHorkios]

Back in my day, we didn't have cashout. Once you placed a bet, you suffered like a man.

Stake : TheHorkios

Edited 4 hours ago by TheHorkios

[ChoOWw]

Il y a une heure, BratislavK a dit :

 

 

👨‍🦱 🛋️ 📺

Papa a dit...

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🛠️ « Ne jetez pas ça, je pourrais… »

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« …fermais mes paupières. »

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... "Papa ne dormais pas, il méditait sur les algorithmes du Keno pour acheter vos slips jetable du mois prochain et rembourser le prêt de maman à la banque"...🫣

ID : ChoOWw🥳

Edited 3 hours ago by ChoOWw

[Pabloganador11]

En mis tiempos, las familias eran más unidas😪

ID: Pabloganador11

Edited 4 hours ago by Pabloganador11

[Roxaneous]

📺 "Back in my day..." Stake used to give me a lot of bonus 😪

[cristianachuky1]

Back in my day...  if the dinner wasnt cook , the cookcked will be you mother 

Stake id : chuky19454

[Astar19]

🛠️ “Don’t throw that away, I might…”
“…need it in 17 years for a project I’ll never start.” 😂

 

Stake Username: Astar19

[buribureezaemon]

Back in my day, therapy didn't exist. If you were crazy, you got a lobotomy or we just started a world war!😭

Id GauravRai26 

[Phenom 007]

This is your late moms favourite restaurant. 

[Bhaey]

I wasn't sleeping, I was...working while my eyes are close 

 

Bhaey

[wholikesgamblin]

"Back in my day, we used to walk to our school even if it rained and look at this generation gone soft"

 

Stake ID- Satteli 

[garen2000]

dad says "I can do everything... but when something happen he call me to solve"

stake username: garen2000

[bharath621]

🛠️"Don't throw that away"

I might need it someday for a project I'll never start.😭 

Bharath621

[Zamia2001]

 "Back in my day..." when sky is the limit during my birthday🍺🥂🍾😀

 

HAppy Father's Day to all responsible Dads out there, 😊

StakeUserName: Zamia2001

Edited 3 hours ago by Zamia2001

[Melbhika]

stake user id - Melbikha

🛏️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

"...resting my eyes and supervising the room."

📺 "Back in my day..."

"...the internet was asking people for directions."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

"...I already passed the perfect place to stop 20 minutes ago."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

"...we already have one at home. It just doesn't do that."

🔨 "Don't throw that away, I might..."

"...need it exactly 14 years from now."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

"...the thermostat and I are currently in a financial agreement."

[Maciekpop2133]

Za moich czasów, to było maszyny

[BABUSHI]

Stake ImProSpin

 

🚗 "We're not stopping because I promised we would make it there before sunset."

[Lapi]

Back in my day, a 'parlay' was the tense negotiation I had with my wifey after losing the grocery money.

Stake: LaSalpi088