👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[trickhyder]

"Back in my day..." we did not have electricity at our house we used to study under street lamps.
 

Stake : Trickyhyder

Edited 2 hours ago by trickhyder

[nairovix]

11 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

👨‍🦱 🛋️ 📺

Papá dice...

¡Completa la frase!

EN MIS TIEMPOS
NOS AGARABAN A  AZOTES,,

 

Edited 2 hours ago by nairovix

[Robovasia]

💸 "We are not buying that because still not  received june subscription bonus

[RitweekTirkey]

“We’re not stopping because…Dad says we’re making excellent time.” 💸

ID: Ritweek10

[Robovasia]

3 minutes ago, Robovasia said:

💸 "We are not buying that because still not  received june subscription bonus

 

Stake: Robovasia

Edited 2 hours ago by Robovasia

[cabya]

We are not buying that because it possesses a sinister aura that threatens the fragile ecosystem of our living room.

Stake: beliybeliy

[khaliljorr34]

11 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day, if you told me you were 15, I'd say, 'When I was your age, I was 17

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

 

[Lauriel9090]

 "Back in my day..." , i played football with my father.

stake : Lauriel9090

[HNYRRR]

Back in my day... there were only 3 channels, and somehow nothing was still on.

Stake-HnyRRR 

[Bhinojosa1802]

"No lo tires, podría... servir a otra persona, recuerda la basura de uno es el tesoro de otro 🧠🧏🏽‍♂️" 

bhinojosa1802 user

[anhtraisayhi]

I wasn't sleeping, I was recharging my dad powers for tomorrow's problems

ID: brothersayhi

[nanfeng6677]

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

"...need it for a project I will never actually start."

id:nanfeng677

 

[cakechabong]

Back in my dayour parents tracked us with trust instead of GPS.

Stake ID: banhchabong

[3chulon]

Back in my day the Wi-Fi password was 'go play outside.

ID: 3chuloncon

[newmat]

We're not stopping because Dad already calculated the fastest route in his head

Stake - tamchieumoi

[Royalcrown]

We're not stopping because every minute saved is another minute with the family

Stake - Royalcrown32

[rojkzin]

Don’t throw that away, I might need it when NASA calls me for repairs.
 

stake: rojkzin

 

happy father’s day all

[thanbien]

I wasn't sleeping, I was keeping one eye closed and one eye on the kids

 

ID: Poseidonking77

[Northmountain22]

I wasn't sleeping, I was thinking about how to pay for everyone's hobbies

 

ID: Northmountain

[danieltocha]

"We're not stopping because we will not give up" 

I love u Dad ❤️

 

Danieltocha 

[Exciter]

Back in my day. Being a hero meant coming home tired and still playing with your kids

Stake - Exicter

[tienongdayxebo]

You're not turning the AC on because the electricity bill already scares me enough

ID: Tienongdayxebo

[candylucky]

Back in my day .Father's Day wasn't about gifts—it was about hearing 'Thanks, Dad

 

Stake id: keomutmayman

[banhmubumanh]

You're not turning the AC on because the fresh air is still included in the family budget

Stake: banhmubumanh

[chubatgioi]

Don't throw that away, I might turn it into something my kids need someday

Stake: Maninpig