👔 Happy Father's Day: Finish This Dad Sentence!

[ilikefeet]

We are not buying that because, dad needs money for a bonus hunt

 

stake: ilikefeet

[Koenig68]

2 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

 

[BGjack1]

Back in my day...

We picked up our phones without knowing who it was. 

 

Username BGjack

Edited June 21 by BGjack1

[SpinClock]

We are not buying that because the house edge on that cheap plastic is way too high.

username spinclock

[park3n]

Back in my day the only thing that refreshed was the screen when you hit F5.

Stake ID: park3n

[4S4F]

2 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

Back in my day, we had to get up to change the TV channel

[Istar99]

🌡️ “You’re not turning the AC on because…”

“…we already have three fans and one window. We’re not cooling the whole neighborhood!” 😂

Stake id- Istar99

[Magmar69]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was Meditating."

 

Stake : Magmar69

 

              Happy Father's Day 💐 💐 ❤️ 

[Yoestina]

💸 "We are not buying that because... Tonight I have to place a sports bet, don’t tell your mom 😅"

Yoestina

[LambdaC]

I wasn't sleeping, I was bluffing the couch into thinking I was awake.

Stake: Caseytheone

[Pjanic]

We are not buying that because, because Monthly haven't dropped yet!
Stake : Pjanic

Edited June 21 by Pjanic

[NaawFaL]

You're not turning the AC on because the windows are free, and I already paid for those

x)

NaawFaL

[Ajay8698]

We are not buying that because stake and Eddie eating our balance everyday 😆 

 

Ajay8698

[realperen]

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."
"...need it the day after you finally convince me to throw it away."

Stake username: realperen

[Focih]

3 hours ago, BratislavK said:

 

 

👨‍🦱🛋️📺

Dad Says...

Finish the Sentence!

Father's Day is here, and we are celebrating it with the most classic dad lines of all time. Choose one of the sentences below and complete it with the funniest answer you can think of.

⏰ Dad doesn't like waiting, and neither do we!
This challenge will only be open for 24 hours, so make sure to submit your entry before time runs out.

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

📺 "Back in my day..."

🚗 "We're not stopping because..."

💸 "We are not buying that because..."

🛠️ "Don't throw that away, I might..."

🌡️ "You're not turning the AC on because..."

Example

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."
"...resting my eyelids."

How to Enter

Reply to this topic with your completed dad sentence. You can only submit one entry, so make sure it is your funniest one!

Prizes

We will select 6 winners, and each winner will receive $50.

Rules
One entry per user.
Keep it funny, friendly, and respectful.
Entries must be submitted within 24 hours.
Don't forget to include your Stake username.

Good luck, and may the best dad logic win! 😄

Back in my day we didn’t have technology that we have now so we use to go as teenagers to rural areas to hunt Fruit Bats alive and bag them all and place them under grandma’s bed just to wake her up screaming 

USR: Focih

Edited June 21 by Focih
User name

[Monsalud]

I wasn't sleeping, I was losing my money on stake casino

 

Monsalud

Edited June 22 by Monsalud

[Gzone83]

Back in my day, I wasn’t gambling, I was funding other people’s jackpots 😅

[Luoluo16]

I'm not sleeping, I'm just testing the gravity on the inside of my eyelids. Now give me the remote, I was watching that commercial." 

Username - Luoluo16 

[s41N]

I wasn't sleeping, I was lost in the thought of max winning waylanders

stake : s41N

[Liemdauca86]

🛋️ "I wasn't sleeping, I was masturbating.🍆🍆🍆"

Liemdauca86

[OutCastOut]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was..."

".... warming the bed for you!"

Stake - OutCastOut 

[twomoretime]

“Back in my day, we didn’t have phones. You picked a place, picked a time, and if they didn’t show up, you just stood there and developed character.”

 

Stake id: twomoretime

[jyotibehera001]

"We are not buying that because..."

"...money doesn't grow on trees."

[bignick39]

"We are not buying that because..."

"we dont have money"

stake-bignick39

Edited June 21 by bignick39

[Rehanansari]

📺 “Back in my day…”

“we had to stand up to change the TV channel, and somehow we survived.” 📺

Stake- mohanmishra1