schturman Posted October 3, 2019 #76 Posted October 3, 2019 Two men chatting in a bar for a beer: - Imagine, I'm coming home from a business trip suddenly. And immediately to the closet - there is empty, under the bed - and there is empty, in the refrigerator - there is also empty. “Listen, what is your wife saying?” - I do not have a wife. My apartment was robbed.
nuuuitsjdragon Posted October 3, 2019 #77 Posted October 3, 2019 You want to hear a joke about Cryptocurrency? Bitcoin.
Clon777 Posted October 5, 2019 #78 Posted October 5, 2019 A man asks the bartender: - What is included in the cocktail? - Sugar, milk and rum. “Well, and how does it taste?” - well! Sugar is power, milk is energy! - Well, what about rum? - And rum - these are thoughts where to apply force and energy.
Regeanit Posted October 5, 2019 #79 Posted October 5, 2019 I wouldn't call them funny. Only if they're funny.
Support Vlada Posted October 6, 2019 Support #80 Posted October 6, 2019 My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Clon777 Posted October 7, 2019 #81 Posted October 7, 2019 A young guy in a cafe drinks coffee and looks at a beautiful girl at a nearby table. Finally she decides to approach: “Girl, can I sit down with you?” The girl as she speaks at the whole cafe: ... - Yes, I won’t sleep with you! People turn around and smile. The guy, blushing, returns to his table. Then the same girl sits down to him. - You, of course, excuse me, but the fact is that I am a psychologist and I am writing a dissertation on the topic “Behavior of different types of people in inappropriate situations.” The guy, all of a sudden, at the whole cafe: - WHAT ?! TWO BUCKS ?! ! ? The girl runs out into the street. The guy calmly gathers, leaves, walks up to her and says: “Very nice, I'm a lawyer, and I know how to make people feel guilty ...”
Featured Comment
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.