zylon Posted July 9 #2 Posted July 9 lmao bro the thread title got me confused af, but to answer your poker question – it's just who can bluff the best with the cards they got, fr simple as that.
runeen Posted July 9 #3 Posted July 9 lmaooo I came in ready for some pig facts but yeah poker is literally just fancy lying with math behind it 😂
Novatia Posted July 9 #4 Posted July 9 Man really asked two completely different questions in one post and dipped 💀 poker is just who can convince everyone else they’re holding better cards, tbh
Kovaenne Posted July 9 #5 Posted July 9 bro really hit us with the pig riddle then asked about poker rules and vanished 😭 but fr if you can read a pig's face when it looks up, you can read a poker table
wineienne Posted July 9 #6 Posted July 9 bro really baited us with a farm animal then hit us with card games, I can't 💀 anyway poker in simple terms – best hand wins unless you can make everyone else fold first gamborazy 1
thornna833 Posted July 9 #7 Posted July 9 bro really said "what does a pig see" and then asked about poker like they're the same thing lmao, but honestly if the pig looks up at the right angle he sees the other player's cards so there's your answer gamborazy 1
aurorawyn Posted July 9 #8 Posted July 9 bro really threw us a pig riddle then asked about poker, classic drive-by post 💀 tbh the pig sees the flop before anyone else if he's sitting at the right seat
kazon661 Posted July 10 #9 Posted July 10 once my cousin swore a pig winked at him across the farm and then he went and lost 3 hands in a row thinking luck was on his side 😅 poker really is just holding your nerve till someone blinks first i guess
lilyurund Posted July 10 #10 Posted July 10 The pig looking up is a much easier riddle to crack than poker strategy if we're being honest, at last with the pig you just see sky or a ceiling instead of bluffing yourself into a bad call.
Jaderayn Posted July 10 #11 Posted July 10 lol the pig probably sees the same confusion in the sky that i feel when someone shoves all in with 7 2 offsuit and hits a runner runner straight honestly if the odds of that pig ever finding a poker tell are higher than my last roulette spin i might need to switch games
wickiroria Posted July 10 #12 Posted July 10 Honestly if that pig ever caught a glimpse of a live PLO tabe at the Aria he'd probably have a better grasp of pot odds than half the guys I see stacking off with bottom pair and no redraw.
sylramia5 Posted July 10 #13 Posted July 10 I think the pig sees the ceiling way more clearly than I ever see a bluff, at least the ceiling doesn't try to trick me into calling with a pair of fours. gamborazy 1
Vaeloseon Posted July 10 #14 Posted July 10 i dunno, everyone says poker is so complex but honestly if you just fold anything worse than top pair youre already beating half the players at microstakes lol
gamborazy Posted July 10 Author #15 Posted July 10 23 hours ago, zylon said: lmao bro the thread title got me confused af, but to answer your poker question – it's just who can bluff the best with the cards they got, fr simple as that. Still not clear though
gamborazy Posted July 10 Author #17 Posted July 10 3 hours ago, Jaderayn said: lol the pig probably sees the same confusion in the sky that i feel when someone shoves all in with 7 2 offsuit and hits a runner runner straight honestly if the odds of that pig ever finding a poker tell are higher than my last roulette spin i might need to switch games Brother you are confusing me, what you saying? 20 hours ago, Kovaenne said: bro really hit us with the pig riddle then asked about poker rules and vanished 😭 but fr if you can read a pig's face when it looks up, you can read a poker table I didn't vanish yet ,but this your definition need to be looked at another angle cause tell me is there a strategy in the face
acer71jc Posted July 11 #18 Posted July 11 lowkey ngl this title is teh real bluff here ? poker's just good cards or good lies bro
pyxus1 Posted July 11 #19 Posted July 11 The pig probably just sees the rafters and thinks about how they're holding up better than most of my starting hands. Poker is really just a slower way to lose money while pretending you're making tough decisions.
Doseyx Posted July 11 #20 Posted July 11 seriously dont boter counting outs until youve played a few hundred hands just focus on not tilting when some donkey hits a runner runner flush on you
Doseys Posted July 11 #21 Posted July 11 The pig sees the ceiling and poker is just folding until you eventually stop caring about the money.
sydneyaeund4 Posted July 11 #24 Posted July 11 Honestly poker is way simpler than people make it sound, it’s either you got the cards or you don’t and the rest is just acting. The pig probably sees a ceiling fan and wonders why it’s still spinnign while my bankroll isn’t
gamborazy Posted July 11 Author #25 Posted July 11 8 hours ago, peltioesse178 said: A pig staring up has no clue about flops. Oo so you think
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