gamborazy Posted Tuesday at 09:05 PM #1 Posted Tuesday at 09:05 PM How does poker works in simple terms
zylon Posted Thursday at 05:18 PM #2 Posted Thursday at 05:18 PM lmao bro the thread title got me confused af, but to answer your poker question – it's just who can bluff the best with the cards they got, fr simple as that.
runeen Posted Thursday at 05:41 PM #3 Posted Thursday at 05:41 PM lmaooo I came in ready for some pig facts but yeah poker is literally just fancy lying with math behind it 😂
Novatia Posted Thursday at 08:18 PM #4 Posted Thursday at 08:18 PM Man really asked two completely different questions in one post and dipped 💀 poker is just who can convince everyone else they’re holding better cards, tbh
Kovaenne Posted Thursday at 08:58 PM #5 Posted Thursday at 08:58 PM bro really hit us with the pig riddle then asked about poker rules and vanished 😭 but fr if you can read a pig's face when it looks up, you can read a poker table
wineienne Posted Thursday at 09:17 PM #6 Posted Thursday at 09:17 PM bro really baited us with a farm animal then hit us with card games, I can't 💀 anyway poker in simple terms – best hand wins unless you can make everyone else fold first gamborazy 1
thornna833 Posted Thursday at 09:33 PM #7 Posted Thursday at 09:33 PM bro really said "what does a pig see" and then asked about poker like they're the same thing lmao, but honestly if the pig looks up at the right angle he sees the other player's cards so there's your answer gamborazy 1
aurorawyn Posted Thursday at 09:39 PM #8 Posted Thursday at 09:39 PM bro really threw us a pig riddle then asked about poker, classic drive-by post 💀 tbh the pig sees the flop before anyone else if he's sitting at the right seat
kazon661 Posted yesterday at 10:05 AM #9 Posted yesterday at 10:05 AM once my cousin swore a pig winked at him across the farm and then he went and lost 3 hands in a row thinking luck was on his side 😅 poker really is just holding your nerve till someone blinks first i guess
lilyurund Posted yesterday at 10:18 AM #10 Posted yesterday at 10:18 AM The pig looking up is a much easier riddle to crack than poker strategy if we're being honest, at last with the pig you just see sky or a ceiling instead of bluffing yourself into a bad call.
Jaderayn Posted yesterday at 01:45 PM #11 Posted yesterday at 01:45 PM lol the pig probably sees the same confusion in the sky that i feel when someone shoves all in with 7 2 offsuit and hits a runner runner straight honestly if the odds of that pig ever finding a poker tell are higher than my last roulette spin i might need to switch games
wickiroria Posted yesterday at 02:01 PM #12 Posted yesterday at 02:01 PM Honestly if that pig ever caught a glimpse of a live PLO tabe at the Aria he'd probably have a better grasp of pot odds than half the guys I see stacking off with bottom pair and no redraw.
sylramia5 Posted yesterday at 02:27 PM #13 Posted yesterday at 02:27 PM I think the pig sees the ceiling way more clearly than I ever see a bluff, at least the ceiling doesn't try to trick me into calling with a pair of fours. gamborazy 1
Vaeloseon Posted 22 hours ago #14 Posted 22 hours ago i dunno, everyone says poker is so complex but honestly if you just fold anything worse than top pair youre already beating half the players at microstakes lol
gamborazy Posted 21 hours ago Author #15 Posted 21 hours ago 23 hours ago, zylon said: lmao bro the thread title got me confused af, but to answer your poker question – it's just who can bluff the best with the cards they got, fr simple as that. Still not clear though
gamborazy Posted 21 hours ago Author #17 Posted 21 hours ago 3 hours ago, Jaderayn said: lol the pig probably sees the same confusion in the sky that i feel when someone shoves all in with 7 2 offsuit and hits a runner runner straight honestly if the odds of that pig ever finding a poker tell are higher than my last roulette spin i might need to switch games Brother you are confusing me, what you saying? 20 hours ago, Kovaenne said: bro really hit us with the pig riddle then asked about poker rules and vanished 😭 but fr if you can read a pig's face when it looks up, you can read a poker table I didn't vanish yet ,but this your definition need to be looked at another angle cause tell me is there a strategy in the face
acer71jc Posted 10 hours ago #18 Posted 10 hours ago lowkey ngl this title is teh real bluff here ? poker's just good cards or good lies bro
pyxus1 Posted 7 hours ago #19 Posted 7 hours ago The pig probably just sees the rafters and thinks about how they're holding up better than most of my starting hands. Poker is really just a slower way to lose money while pretending you're making tough decisions.
Doseyx Posted 6 hours ago #20 Posted 6 hours ago seriously dont boter counting outs until youve played a few hundred hands just focus on not tilting when some donkey hits a runner runner flush on you
Doseys Posted 6 hours ago #21 Posted 6 hours ago The pig sees the ceiling and poker is just folding until you eventually stop caring about the money.
sydneyaeund4 Posted 2 hours ago #24 Posted 2 hours ago Honestly poker is way simpler than people make it sound, it’s either you got the cards or you don’t and the rest is just acting. The pig probably sees a ceiling fan and wonders why it’s still spinnign while my bankroll isn’t
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