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Once Upon A Midnight Dice Game ( a poem for the girls)


Lillyflow

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Once upon a midnight dice game a gambler came to me 

"Wow Lilly, you sure are pretty and I love you lots" said he. 

Normally in a world like this a girl will blush and smile

but the only time it seems they flock is when they think its worth their while. 

This is a story about passive begging 

in its most romantic form 

for the boys who pretend to like us girls 

just to catch a tip ahead of the swarm. 


Luckily, lady friends of mine are smart and they are clever 

and we see right through the silly act and laugh at this endeavor. 

 

Think twice before pretending 

to be madly in love 

just to get a fraction 

of a bitcoin from above. 

 

The end  

Lol 

 

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Hahahahahaha Tell those jerks xD

Well Phrased I must say. 

Straight to the point *-*

Been there many many times and you are righht luckily we are clever xD Cheers 😂😂👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

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Girls!  You should promote this poem in the forum, I`m sure you will get tons of great comments and many others not so.  It is so fine!  I`m in love!  Good luck girls !  

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i feel for you girls that get harassed i never do it so why should others not hard even if i did think a girl was pretty i would let her know and that be the end of it if they dont wanna continue with me 

begging is the lowest of the low imo

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18 hours ago, cryptofly said:

Girls!  You should promote this poem in the forum, I`m sure you will get tons of great comments and many others not so.  It is so fine!  I`m in love!  Good luck girls !  

Lmao - in love he says.  Perfect Cryptofly.  You get it. You totally do. Thanks for the laugh you crazy one. 

 

hehe 

17 hours ago, Yougotnomilk said:

i feel for you girls that get harassed i never do it so why should others not hard even if i did think a girl was pretty i would let her know and that be the end of it if they dont wanna continue with me 

begging is the lowest of the low imo

Well cheers to that.  Good guys know when to give it a rest. Casinos are not the ideal place for meeting people at their best though. lol 

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wow why no men i see how it is sexiest jokes jokes nice poem lol it brings a tear to my eye ;)  lololololol ive got a poem ready? hmm once apon a rose there was a garden hose the petals went red then the hose fled and ran back to cornwall idk just maing shit up at this rate 

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On 7/4/2019 at 3:28 AM, S1MPL3X said:

wow why no men i see how it is sexiest jokes jokes nice poem lol it brings a tear to my eye ;)  lololololol ive got a poem ready? hmm once apon a rose there was a garden hose the petals went red then the hose fled and ran back to cornwall idk just maing shit up at this rate 

Ok, here's one for you.  This one is a limerick. 

SImplex  

There once was a gambler called simplex

Big-wins-on hi-lo-did-make-him-flex

and 

despite being clowned 

he got up when knocked down

laughing loudly about when he'd win-next.  

 

🕉 

 

@S1MPL3X

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