Seoulmate Posted November 16, 2019 #1 Posted November 16, 2019 I update this as we go along ok!! I changed back to rules coz everyone knows rules are made to annoy people muahahahaha. In reality its a mix of guidelines and advice for behaviour, chatting and playing, some of it's just for fun. Lets face it nobody reads the Official rules (unless you are a lawyer) and if they do they seldom can recall them. Below are rules that Ive distilled form the main chat. They may not be official but they are enforced there everyday by the players. If I missed anything, let me know. Stake Life 20 30 , 42 Ninja tips for noobs 1: Saying 'Goodluck All' in chat is very bad luck 2: All girls in stake chat are really men 3: We care that you are "sad", type it in chat and see how much we care. 4: I'm not your "buddy/mate/bff" just coz Im on fire 5: Use the toilet before racing (or race on the toilet) 6: Passive Begressive is not a good look 7: Dont ping pong the racers 8: Lurk Moar 9: Stake's Discord server is where things get hot! 10: Eddie has Anti-asshole filter on his phone, so if you dont hear back, he didnt get your message. 11: never go full retard, unless you're fully retarded, then go full retard. 12: asking for coupon every 5 mins does speed it up 13: complain about rain, puts you on the 'do not rain' list 14: that's right!... rainbot does hate you 15: it's not a scam, you're just shit at the game 16: cover your webcam, support can see everything (everything) 17: You win because of your Skill, you lose because it rigged. 18: Respect the mods, monitoring chat is like herding cats 19: PLay 20: Argue with a troll......and the troll wins 21: Darko knows what you are doing, so don't even try it 22: Rage in chat, others find it hilarious 23: Be polite to beggars, you will be one soon 24: No begging! 25: 3 reds in a row does not mean the game is rigged. 26: Birthdays happen once a year, not every day. 27: If you win big, and want to rain, wait 24hrs and then decide. 28: You dont get muted for being a beggar, you get muted for behaving like one. 29: Rain is a privilege, not an entitlement. 30: wahahaha 31: taking offence is a choice, not a necessity 32: dont make up your own rules 33: when you rip, its sad but always remember rule 14 34: Bish face ok, bish mouth not ok, ok! 35: Fail better, the fun is in recovery 36: Lending money to a gambler is not the smartest move. 37: A second loan won't recover the first loan. 38: The third loan will not recover the first two loans. 39: ALT-Reincarnation does not cancel your loan debts 40: Everyone is noob, but some are noober 41: If it acts like a woman, behaves like a woman, and claims to be a woman, its a man. 42: It helps to bet sober (not much though). 43: "What did you have for dinner?" is not a great topic for the Forum. 44: Accept all friend requests, just never talk to them. 45: Everyone loves a winner, but the poor know who their friends are. 46: Knowing when to stop is the difference between boring and losing. 47: If you receive bits by accident, Yay Lucky day!!!!!!. 48: When outcome is uncertain, guess. 49: Clean your keyboard. 50: Only flex when over 100x. 51: Every losing strategy will fail eventually. 52: Don't Skem, my claws are sharp.... 53: A moving target is hard to rip. 54: Stick to your guns, but bring enough ammo. 55: Eugene = Eddie's evil twin (or vice versa)
Okseo122 Posted November 16, 2019 #2 Posted November 16, 2019 omfg this made me laugh real gooodd ty for making this post! :)) i cant stop laughing
Seoulmate Posted November 16, 2019 Author #3 Posted November 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Okseo122 said: omfg this made me laugh real gooodd ty for making this post! :)) i cant stop laughing ok thats rule 6 then^^^^^
Seoulmate Posted November 16, 2019 Author #4 Posted November 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, seanwattson said: 6. Stay out. Of someone's D.M. if they are racing. We know your broke a@@ is going to ask for some coins but you are interrupting something very serious. When I am betting 20, 30, 50 dollars a every 5 seconds it is very distracting and you are costing me money. I will never ever 1., accept a friend request while I am racing, 2. You might get banned doing something stupid. 7. Read the forum. Read read read. Theres a lot of good info from how to get coins, to getting to know our members and the community, new prizes or releases, strategies for all games on stake, etc. These are 2 that was on top of my list but thank you @Seoulmate, I hope noobz read it and pay attention! Thank you all! YOur rulez are fucking spot on, can you shorten them to like 4 words, number 6 already taken so you got 7 and 8.... jno wait its ok I got this
Manish000 Posted November 16, 2019 #5 Posted November 16, 2019 Hmmm needs to enquire the second one. Another one "everything is mirage for them".
Seoulmate Posted November 16, 2019 Author #6 Posted November 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Manish000 said: Hmmm needs to enquire the second one. Another one "everything is mirage for them". I like that one, is it the mirage casino in Las Vegas?
Moderator maverick528 Posted November 16, 2019 Moderator #7 Posted November 16, 2019 28- Be careful of scammers. Like those that promise 20ish rules and provide 11. Tsk tsk.
Seoulmate Posted November 16, 2019 Author #8 Posted November 16, 2019 3 hours ago, maverick528 said: 28- Be careful of scammers. Like those that promise 20ish rules and provide 11. Tsk tsk. oh nice I like it haha... but I need people to add rulez I cant think all myself. Rule
jiosamba Posted November 17, 2019 #9 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/16/2019 at 9:53 AM, Seoulmate said: I update this as we go along ok!! Ok Ive some rulez done below, please add any rulez you want doesnt matter what it is tbh Stake Life 20 Rulez for noobs 1: Saying 'Goodluck All' in chat is actually bad luck 2: All girls in stake chat are really men 3: Nobody wants to know that you are "sad" 4: I'm not your buddy we've never met 5: Tomki come back 6: omfg this made me laugh real gooodd 7: STFU you cunt I'm Racing 8: Lurk Moar 9: Lucky Lucky, no touchy! 10: FFS...don't wish Eddie "good luck"!!! 11: never go full retard, unless your fully retarded then thats ok 12: mirage is everything 13: if you talk about rain you wont get any 14: that's right!... rainbot does hate you 15: it's not a scam, you're just shit at the game 16: cover your webcam, support can see everything (everything) 17: Serbia is not a town in India 18: Respect the maverick528 19: Eddie is very cool, but dont tell him 20: Argue with a troll......and Waldo wins 21: Darko knows what you are doing, so don't even try it 22: ummm... nope its gone 23: Be considerate to beggars, you may be one soon 24: No begging! 25: 3 reds in a row does not mean the game is rigged 26: Birthdays happen once a year, not twice a day 27: Don't tip people and then ask for it back 3 days later. 28: Mutes are for your behaviour, not your intentions. wahahaha, this is funny! make me laugh but still good idea of you! goodluck
Mahdirakib87 Posted November 17, 2019 #10 Posted November 17, 2019 Rules are made for broken, so don't make big list of rules.. jk kidding. Some of those rulez made me laugh. The rule number 26th is really funny. 25th rigged game, a true story, mostly people says it.
krizzamae Posted November 17, 2019 #11 Posted November 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Seoulmate said: I update this as we go along ok!! Ok Ive some rulez done below, please add any rulez you want doesnt matter what it is tbh Stake Life 20 30ish Rulez for noobs 1: Saying 'Goodluck All' in chat is actually bad luck 2: All girls in stake chat are really men 3: Nobody wants to know that you are "sad" 4: I'm not your "buddy" we've never met 5: Tomki come back 6: omfg this made me laugh real gooodd 7: STFU you cunt I'm Racing 8: Lurk Moar 9: Lucky Lucky, no touchy! 10: FFS...don't wish Eddie "good luck"!!! 11: never go full retard, unless your fully retarded, then go full retard 12: mirage is everything (There is no coupon) 13: if you talk about rain you wont get any 14: that's right!... rainbot does hate you 15: it's not a scam, you're just shit at the game 16: cover your webcam, support can see everything (everything) 17: Serbia is not a town in India 18: Respect the maverick528 19: Eddie is very cool, but dont tell him 20: Argue with a troll......and Waldo wins 21: Darko knows what you are doing, so don't even try it 22: ummm... nope its gone 23: Be considerate to beggars, you may be one soon 24: No begging! 25: 3 reds in a row does not mean the game is rigged 26: Birthdays happen once a year, not twice a day 27: Don't tip people and then ask for it back 3 days later. 28: Mutes are for your behaviour, not your intentions. 29: Rain is a privilege, not an entitlement. 30: wahahaha 31: Taking offence is a choice, not a necessity. ur funny dude, i cantforget the 14,i can feelthat too.
Seoulmate Posted November 17, 2019 Author #12 Posted November 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, krizzamae said: ur funny dude, i cantforget the 14,i can feelthat too. very good... rule 33: dont forget rule 14
johnrotula Posted November 17, 2019 #13 Posted November 17, 2019 wahahah, those are beliefs superstitious, but you made it so cool! goodluck!
Seoulmate Posted November 17, 2019 Author #14 Posted November 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, johnrotula said: wahahah, those are beliefs superstitious, but you made it so cool! goodluck! JOhn Rule 1!!
rajamishra Posted November 17, 2019 #15 Posted November 17, 2019 wow its a nice topic after long time i had seen,keep it up with this enthuse and adding more and more to this board
Seoulmate Posted November 17, 2019 Author #16 Posted November 17, 2019 1 minute ago, rajamishra said: wow its a nice topic after long time i had seen,keep it up with this enthuse and adding more and more to this board Rajamishra long time no see you play, Breast of Look
chrisroa Posted November 17, 2019 #18 Posted November 17, 2019 32: dont make up your own rules ----this is my favorite. or follow rules of supprts, coz if not you might get hammered.
Seoulmate Posted November 17, 2019 Author #19 Posted November 17, 2019 1 minute ago, chrisroa said: 32: dont make up your own rules ----this is my favorite. or follow rules of supprts, coz if not you might get hammered. interesting... bet hammered, I try it
iamsheikhadil Posted November 17, 2019 #20 Posted November 17, 2019 Thank you for updating this rules because this is actually better than the official rules as it mentions everything one should follow and not just standard rules which only works for some dictator mods.
Etude Posted November 17, 2019 #21 Posted November 17, 2019 Hey Seoulmate lol I would say that this comprehensive list that you came up with made me laugh out loud for sure. Nice one there buddy on the creativity twist on the rules for noobs.
Moderator maverick528 Posted November 17, 2019 Moderator #22 Posted November 17, 2019 another rule is= Dont use the N word in chat.
Seoulmate Posted November 17, 2019 Author #23 Posted November 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, maverick528 said: another rule is= Dont use the N word in chat. is this the word that two g's one "n" one "i" an "e" and an "r"?
Moderator maverick528 Posted November 17, 2019 Moderator #24 Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Seoulmate said: is this the word that two g's one "n" one "i" an "e" and an "r"? But its a good rule cause it also covers the word that finishes in "ja" .....
sugam Posted November 17, 2019 #25 Posted November 17, 2019 Lmao these rules will wipe out half of the population of stake XD BTW well said maid I'm your fan now haha
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