Support FilipN Posted March 16, 2021 Support #1 Posted March 16, 2021 I want to hear your best jokes. Please share them so we can all share a laugh. 🤣 Shoutout to @Faris for this one that made me laugh so hard. @Faris: What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1. After that one, i lost it. 🤣 Here's one from me. Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
8lowie Posted March 16, 2021 #2 Posted March 16, 2021 What do fence repair contractors and Stake moderators have in common? Sometimes post removal is part of the job. haHahaHaha
Moderator Faris Posted March 16, 2021 Moderator #3 Posted March 16, 2021 Hahhahahahahahah Let me share one more What did the elephant ask the naked man? “How do you breathe out of that thing?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😄
Moderator Faris Posted March 16, 2021 Moderator #5 Posted March 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, dupeddonk said: Your balance. You stole this joke from Dusan 😄
dupeddonk Posted March 16, 2021 #6 Posted March 16, 2021 Just now, Faris said: You stole this joke from Dusan 😄 I thought I stole it from you.
SimonD02 Posted March 16, 2021 #7 Posted March 16, 2021 A father says to the son: "Now the stork is coming with your little sister" The son answers: "You are an idiot, here the city abounds with lovely girls, and then you fuck the stork!?!" 13 minutes ago, SimonD02 said: What did the priest say when he sat down on the Bible? - "Cross in the ass!"
SrSimon Posted March 21, 2021 #9 Posted March 21, 2021 My best joke is to pour cold water on my cousins when they are in the bathroom doing their business hahaha it's crazy to hear them scream hahaha
Support FilipN Posted March 21, 2021 Author Support #10 Posted March 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, SrSimon said: My best joke is to pour cold water on my cousins when they are in the bathroom doing their business hahaha it's crazy to hear them scream hahaha Practical joke at it's finest. 😁I never had the nerve to do something like that. I don't wan't to cleanup after. 😁
Dave1280 Posted March 21, 2021 #11 Posted March 21, 2021 Three women die in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and there are ducks walking around everywhere. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!' The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He chains them together as punishment, as he did for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months not stepping on any ducks. But one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
Hackscosta Posted March 21, 2021 #12 Posted March 21, 2021 My best joke is seeing a cat pursue a dog 😃🤣🤣😂😂😂
Guest winallday33355 Posted March 21, 2021 #13 Posted March 21, 2021 What is the best time to go the dentist? Tooth hurty :)
MoneyMakerNL Posted March 21, 2021 #14 Posted March 21, 2021 Why was the dog suspicious of the fact that the chicken had some tricks up his sleeve? He suspected there to be fowl play
nhoyasim101 Posted March 29, 2021 #16 Posted March 29, 2021 husband and wife celebrating 10years anniversary in beach resort, wife accidentally seen a sinking boat. wife ask to his husband ''if we both ride on that sinking boat and there's only one life vest left what would you do? husband answered '' i'm gonna miss you for sure''' 😃
Mage093 Posted March 30, 2021 #18 Posted March 30, 2021 A boy asked a beautiful girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice $3000 for one night !!! Girl: That's too much!! And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.😂😂😂
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