Support FilipN Posted March 21, 2021 Support #1 Posted March 21, 2021 So there is a new trend in the English chat. It's called Joke trivia. Rules for the joke trivia: 1. No abusive/toxic behaviour on behalf of other players. (Don't joke about other players.)2. One post per player and one winner per trivia. (Posting multiple jokes will not be accepted and will not increase your chance to win.) 3. Tag me before you post the joke. (I will review your submits carefully later after i stop the timer so i have to clear out what messages are a part of the trivia and what are not.) 4. Be sure to write the whole joke. (If it is a question write the answer. Chose jokes that are short and fit in the 160 key limit.) 5. Respect the time period of the trivia. (After i send stop, no submits will be reviewed.) 6. Do not spam.7. Have fun. (The whole idea is just to have fun and laugh.) Can't wait to see your jokes. I will announce the winner's in the chat and I will post all accepted submits. The joke trivia usually last around 15 to 20 minutes. At the end of the trivia we will review your submits. I will announce the winner's in the chat and I will post all accepted submits. Just to be clear the winners will be chosen by me and my colleagues. The one that makes us laugh the most is the winner. Honorable mentions will have creative titles.
Support FilipN Posted March 21, 2021 Author Support #2 Posted March 21, 2021 3/21/2021 Joke trivia #1 Chocobo: @FilipN Q:How do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A:Roberto chowchow37643: @FilipN what the difference between a banjo and a fiddle?@!?! strings and strands FotisNt: @FilipN What do creepy men and spiders have in common? They both have sticky hands after being on the web for awhile. Philip74: @FilipN Hear about the new restaurant called Karma ? There's no menu. You get what you deserve. ehemplaw: nintendo is making a new game about gambling @FilipN Its called Pokermon lepan69: @FilipN What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. huynhthai: @FilipN My wife just left me because of my gambling addiction... I wonder what the odd are for me winning her back. SimonD02: @FilipN what did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing because he could not see someone standing in front of him. Emveepee: my grandfather has the heart of a lion n a lifetime ban at the zoo. @FilipN Chocobo: @FilipN What's orange and it goes through your eye it kills you? The subway. JVLIVS: @FilipN My ex wife lost her legs because of a bus accident.. Today i lose my job as busdriver. chowchow37643: Why is E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs. @FilipN FotisNt: @FilipN What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students? A PDF file! ehemplaw: Where do gambling gangster go after they die? @FilipN to the Gangster Pair -a - Dice lepan69: @FilipN What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. DaUltimate: @FilipN What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats? Marceline: @FilipN Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, chowchow37643: Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans @FilipN chadillac77: @FilipN What do you do when a pit bull starts humping your leg? Let him finish..... Chocobo: @FilipN Knock knock, whos there? Wu!, wu who? Wuhuuu!! Philip74: @FilipN How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it! CryptoBB: @FilipN How many letter in the alphabet? -There are 11 letters in the alphabet luckycharmer408: @FilipN I accidentally handed my husband a glue stick instead of chapstick. He still isn’t talking to me.... chowchow37643: Uou gotta hand it to blind prostitutes @FilipN Reaperz: @FilipN I have a great Irish joke, but it would take a few posts to, settle in. Marceline: @FilipN Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad chowchow37643: Why shouldn't you hire a midget as a chef? The steaks are too high @FilipN alexmir89: @FilipN What’s brown and sticky? A stick. ChrizzBeatz: @FilipN I had an el chapo joke but it escaped me. Marceline: @FilipN Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button. JVLIVS: @FilipN the best joke is my balance and luck. Reaperz: @FilipN there is no correct answer for the joke. What is the end of the rainbow@FilipN - the letter w lol Marceline: @FilipN Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips Reaperz: @FilipN Sorry I tried, couldn't find the leprechaun. I thought if a few golds posted it would show itself. JVLIVS: @FilipN the best joke is when i type to you and think Irena Will response me Noctua: @FilipN Scientists have invented an easy way to milk sheep. Just release a new iphone every year. alexmir89: @FilipN I recently saw a sign that said “Watch for Animals.” What a great deal! Marceline: @FilipN Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer? A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen DaUltimate: @FilipN what is the Difference between Praying in a church and praying in a casino ? ? ( in A casino you really mean it ! ) Reaperz: @FilipN If the jokes on you, then you might want to get that checked out mate. FotisNt: @FilipN you don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Marceline: @FilipN Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body? Siri: The second page of a Google search. FotisNt: @FilipN women only call me ugly until they find out how much money i make, then they call me ugly and poor alexmir89: @FilipN Circumcision is popular because Jewish girls won’t touch anything that’s not at least 15% off. Marceline: @FilipN Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software! SethSilver: @FilipN I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog. CryptoBB: We just love you like a fatboy loves cake @FilipN Marceline: @FilipN Bill Gates walked into an APPLE store and farted but it was APPLE'S fault that they had no WINDOWS Marceline: @FilipN Q. Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings? A. Because they're all fake alexmir89: @FilipN What if Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish. Marceline: @FilipN My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his dos and unplugged his life support CryptoBB: @FilipN when. You keep complaining that you can't catch rain then you check your wagger is not yet enough lol ChrizzBeatz: @FilipN imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you ZIRTSU1: @FilipN Racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died DaUltimate: A police officer Came to my House and asked me , Where i was between 5 and 6 He seemed irritated when i Answered ‘ kindergarten’ @FilipN PoserDispozr4: 3 men go to hell. the devil says name something i cant do and you can go back. first guy says, drink a bottle of poison and be unharmed.Devil did it, nothing and said , your soul is mine. Next guy said, walk on glass and dont cut your feet. Devil did it, no cuts, and said your soul is mine 3rd guy tells Devil to pull his finger and then farts. Tells Devil, catch that and paint it pink. Devil,standing there baffled, said reluctantly, you may return. willowsleepy: @FilipN how do you get a blonde on the roof? teller the drinks are on the house Marceline: @FilipN My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his dos and unplugged his life support roccafor: @FilipN okay heres the last one what do two apples equal? a pair/pear LOL Marceline: @FilipN Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator Winners: Honorable mentions: JVLIVS 0.002LTC Marceline 0.002LTC alexmir89 0.002LTC PoserDispozr4 0.002LTC DaUltimate 0.002LTC First prize: 0.002LTC Grand finale winner FotisNt 0.010LTC
Support FilipN Posted March 23, 2021 Author Support #3 Posted March 23, 2021 3/23/2021 Joke trivia #2 ⦁ Vaskinton: My wife wanted something with diamonds, so I bought her a deck of cards. @FilipN ⦁ Elshanis: A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me, I'm gambler” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I'm busy, catching 1000x in plinko” @FilipN ⦁ KiXxnTRiXx: @FilipN a baby seal walks into a club... ⦁ ZangerRinus: @FilipN Do you know why you should never order number 18 at a chinese restaurant? It's called 18. Sum Tin Wong ⦁ Mblaze09: @FilipN Do you know why my sister is called a 2x4? she's flat-chested and easy to nail. I just hate when the hammer is out drinking my OJ in the morning. ⦁ Coral35: @FilipN how do u count cows? With a cowculator ⦁ STEVESKUX: "Stake is probably fair" is the funniest joke I've ever heard;) @FilipN ⦁ lanac: @FilipN What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say??? beat it we are closed ;)) ⦁ Sugaaa: @FilipN what did the shark say after eating the clown fish?..... this tastes funny. ⦁ MoneyMakerNL: @FilipN how's your gambling addiction going? I don't know but i bet is fine. ⦁ ehemplaw: @FilipN i ask my mom if i can wear bra bcos im already 14 years old....... she shout at me again and again....... she said Ramon stop crazy Gay thing ⦁ Dr2560: @FilipN why should you never date a tennis player?because love means nothing to them ⦁ jungl3: @FilipN How do you make holy water? - Boil the hell out of it. ⦁ jonmine: @FilipN Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” ⦁ SethSilver: @FilipN Place a man in a morgue, he’ll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he’ll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he’ll stay happy for a week ⦁ Munchiez: @FilipN They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? ⦁ nuuuitsjdragon: @FilipN Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need at first is two hearts and a diamond. But in the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. ⦁ waqas25: Why did Mr. Hass refuse to move to France? The French are famous for not pronouncing the letter ‘H @FilipN ⦁ Jimmy420247666: 1 guy walked into a bar....@FilipN the other guy ducked ⦁ BiteMeTwice: @FilipN What's Black & White & Red all over ?? A Penguin rolling down a hill with an axe in it's Back .. Da Dum Tish !! ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need. ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does! ⦁ JVLIVS: @FilipN Not 1 but 3 fingers.. so the balance can really squirt ⦁ molecule: @FilipN My husband purchased a world map & then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this, and wherever it lands that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven ⦁ molecule: @FilipN Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge. ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer. ⦁ phredrik: @FilipN All the kids jumped the barbeb wired fence. Except for Rune, he is now called June. ⦁ dPro: @FilipN Where are the average things manufactured? The satisfactory ⦁ Timetoshite: @FilipN my grandma has been playing dead for 4 days she didn't even breath she's doing it so good but she's 70 I want her to honestly grow up she's so childish ⦁ ChrizzBeatz: Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, "HEY what's in the bowl, bitch" ⦁ Philip74: @FilipN Wife says to her programmer husband, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Winners 1.Virmel: @FilipN This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot. 2.jungl3: @FilipN How do you make holy water? - Boil the hell out of it. 3.lolland2k: @FilipN Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo? Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat. Winners: Honorable mentions: Elshanis 0.002LTC MrE611 0.002LTC RyoNinja 0.002LTC elyxdelrey 0.002LTC DomochoG 0.002LTC First prize: 0.002LTC Grand finale winner Virmel 0.005LTC jungl3 0.005LTC lolland2k 0.010LTC
Support FilipN Posted March 24, 2021 Author Support #4 Posted March 24, 2021 3/24/2021 Joke trivia #3 ⦁ sighog: @FilipN What do you call a cat who drinks Lemonaid?....A Sour Puss ⦁ RyoNinja: @FilipN Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah! ⦁ Hiroito82: @FilipN A mice see a frog and saids: damn frog you have such big eyes, what did you smoke ? - crack! ⦁ FeelThePainOOf: @FilipN Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. ⦁ xXxRJxXx: @FilipN Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish. ⦁ ZainyMerv: @FilipN A man decides to relieve himself in the bush while of safari, while standing in the bush an elephant strolls up to him looks down and says Jeeze how do breath out o that thing. ⦁ ZIRTSU1: @FilipN Whats a frogs favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola! ⦁ greedyjawa: @FilipN What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost ⦁ Munchiez: @FilipN Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?" Camel says to Elephant:"That's a funny question from someone with a dick on his face. ⦁ Sugaaa: @FilipN what does a frog do when its car breaks down? .... it gets toad ⦁ @FilipN What do you call an alligator in a vest?? ....... An Investigator ⦁ CryptoBB: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!@FilipN ⦁ Marceline: @FilipN What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. ⦁ Alyem: @FilipN Where can ya find dogs that eat people's monies? Dog house mega ways. ⦁ CryptoBB: @ How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web. @FilipN ⦁ Munchiez: @FilipN Two cows were talking. One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM! ⦁ proearner: @FilipN I lost my dog today, So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read! ⦁ Paweramine: @FilipN what is the resemblance between rabbits and Nokia 3100? They do the same vibration in different places ✌😂😂 ⦁ Lovedogs: @FilipN why does a snake only eat Live rats and not dead rats? Because they like huntinggg i dont know a better joke but maybe this is the best one. ⦁ CryptoBB: How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button. @FilipN ⦁ zevez: how does the wolf tell his crush that he loves her? "I wolf you" @FilipN ⦁ molecule: @FilipN A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes... ⦁ Emveepee: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? They kept dropping their trunks. yeah let's go! @FilipN is it over? Winners: Honorable mentions: molecule 0.002LTC ZainyMerv 0.002LTC Hiroito82 0.002LTC Lovedogs 0.002LTC CryptoBB 0.002LTC Emveepee 0.002LTC Grand finale winner greedyjawa 0.005LTC ZIRTSU1 0.005LTC Munchiez 0.010LTC
Support FilipN Posted March 26, 2021 Author Support #5 Posted March 26, 2021 3/26/2021 Joke trivia #4 Topic: Lord of the rings. 1. Vaskinton: My teachers name was Gandalf, needless to say he didn't let me pass.. @FilipN 2. Grey32: @FilipN Why shouldn't you piss off a dwarf? Because he's got a short temper. 3. Cakki: @FilipN Hey,She-Elf,looks like we've got all horses.Hey Witch King looks like you're on the wrong side of the river. 4. sighog: @FilipN What did the Hobbits scream as they were riding the Ents into battle against Isengard? Run, Forest, run! 5. FRNBoyZ: @FilipN is that a ring you brought with you , or are you just suggesting my penis would fit inside of that? 6. Grey32: @FilipN What do you call a gangster hobbit? Yolo Swaggins. 7. ZainyMerv: @FilipN So my friend told me that he didn't like the Lord of the rings, just a min after that he was hit by a car, bad luck And I lost my drivers license today. 8. hydraulics: @FilipN why dont you ask a hobbit for money? cuz they're always a little short 9. Reaperz: @FilipN q) what would Lord of the Rings sequel be? a)Ring the, of Lords. 10. cheesecakeytt: Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds? To get a second breakfast. @FilipN 11. zzueey: @filipn "Lord Aragorn .... where is he?" "Hes.... AraGONE" 12. Kingcashedout: @FilipN its alwayz the very little things that make midgets mad 13. Scaffy: @filipN whats the difference between coins on stake and smegles ring? ......... Nothing they both highly addictive and attract rats when shown. 14. cheesecakeytt: My teachers name is Gandalf, needless to say he didn't let me pass @FilipN Winners: Grey32 0.010LTC ZainyMerv 0.010LTC Scaffy 0.010LTC
Support FilipN Posted May 5, 2021 Author Support #6 Posted May 5, 2021 05/05/2021 Joke trivia #15 1. Skanderr123: @FilipN How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles 2. Marceline: @FilipN Two fish in a tank. One says: “How do you drive this thing?” 3. myrskz: @FilipN My teacher asked my Jamaican friend to use 'dandelion' in a sentence.. "da cheetah is faster dandelion" 4. mysterian: @FilipN Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” 5. GamblinGawd99: @FilipN Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they are gonna pay for it.. You have my word 6. JVLIVS: @FilipN my exwife lose here legs from a busaccident.. and i lose my job as busdriver. Fuckmylife 7. greedyjawa: @FilipN im a big fan of whiteboards, I find them quite re-markable 8. mysterian: @FilipN Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast. 9. DamjanS: @FilipN Why did Sasa Matic fall down the stairs? Because he tripped 10. Mcvitty39: @FilipN Hear about the new resturant called Karma, There is no menyou get what you deserve 11. bhenice34: @FilipN how do trees get online?they just log in🤣🤣 12. W35TCO4ST: @FilipN Q: what do you call a woman that always knows where her husband is? A: a widow... 13. monikpoker: @FilipN A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” 14. jungl3: @FilipN I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome? 15. Heki: @FilipN when someone start saying "good luck more wins" means they're ripped.. 😂😂😂😂😂 16. Aazzah: @FilipN I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer the other day. I don't know what he laced them up with but i've been tripping all day.\ 17. giorgim666: @FilipN What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money. 18. Professerx: @FilipN yesterday i saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road: i asked him what’s the word on the street 19. dtect47: @FilipN why should you knock before opening the fridge, because there may be a salad dressing 🤣thats mine 20. Arcelo: @FilipN why the kindergarten kid bring a ladder in School because she wanted to go to high school Winners: First place: myrskz 0.02LTC Second place: Aazzah 0.01LTC Third place: W35TCO4ST 0.01LTC
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