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Proposal to change "rakeback" to "Drakeback"


tanktop

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Greetings my fellow Stake.com users,

along with the recent news of Stake's official partnership with Drake comes a unique opportunity to make an incredibly important change to one of the site's best features (unlike Drake's feature in "Sicko Mode" in which he expresses his feelings of exhaustion after consuming a very small amount of Xanax). Drake, most famous for his appearance in a Twitch stream playing Fortnite with Ninja, but also well-known for his role as Drake Parker in Nickelodeon's hit TV show "Drake & Josh", is the human embodiment of wealth: a perfect individual to represent all of us players here at Stake and someone we can all truly relate to. 

For this reason, I propose that Stake's rakeback feature be officially renamed "Drakeback". If you agree, please feel free to express your support for this proposition by replying to this topic, sharing the post with friends, and encouraging others to voice their support for this urgent matter. 

As Drake once rapped, "I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion." Now, we ALL have the chance to do the aforementioned "things" with lotion.

#DicksOutForDrake

Posted
2 minutes ago, Balbo97 said:

If you go for this Dragon Tower needs to be Drake Tower, must have.

Another excellent suggestion! Perhaps Drake Tower could be designed so that each level of the tower you successfully climb, Drake removes an article of clothing until the top level has been reached and Drake is out of clothing to remove. 

Posted
18 minutes ago, Hydraulics said:

I'de go with Rapeback 

While I would personally prefer Drakeback, Rapeback would also be an excellent fit for global hip-hop superstar Aubrey "Drake" Graham (best known for his role in Nickelodeon's 2007 television series Drake and Josh), as in 2017 Drake was accused of sexual assault and agreed to pay the victim a $350,000 settlement on the condition that charges would not be pressed. Since it can be argued that "rape" is synonymous with Drake's brand and public image, I hereby confer that if rakeback were not renamed to Drakeback, changing its name to Rapeback would also be an acceptable alternative, if and only if an image of Drake were inserted directly adjacent to the Rapeback tab of the VIP menu.

 

Warmest regards,

tanktop

14 minutes ago, SweetL0u said:

Drake Bonanza

Drakes of Olympus

Posted
20 hours ago, tanktop said:

, but also well-known for his role as Drake Parker in Nickelodeon's hit TV show "Drake & Josh", 

What are you smoking? Drake on "Drake & Josh"? Have you actually watched the show or what is up with this sentence. I read it and my brain collapsed immediately 🤯

Posted
4 minutes ago, ralfonso said:

What are you smoking? Drake on "Drake & Josh"? Have you actually watched the show or what is up with this sentence. I read it and my brain collapsed immediately 🤯

It was a meme, king

matter of fact this whole thing is a meme. lol

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