Drake Promo / His Stream just set a new Standard for Everyone #FML

[l1vEneeuQ]

So bear with me fanboys ( even so i dont really believe that there are so many around anymore after one f### up after another by Stakes Marketing Team)

So we have the biggest online Casino in the World, that basically has no costs whatsoever compared to similar outfits.

• No Casino Licence costs, or rigours oversight by them since the "Curacao Casino License" is ... well its like hotels that stick all these little "Eco-Friendly" Stickers on their front door - and it looks real nice, but in fact sth around 75% of all of these were made by one Guy who just made them up and made a killing out of it.
• They obviously have NEVER enough Servers or band-with to ensure a smooth gaming experience (today it literally was unplayable even before the Stream)
• Their "Stuff" sits in Lithuania in some IKEA looking office, probably earning Top $ compared to the % Wage there, but that basically means that they get below minimal wage in any other Country ... anywhere.
• One "VIP Host" is literally responible for hundreds of members, which is a joke of a ratio compared to other Gambling Sites.
• And since they solely operating in Crypto the operate in a tax grey zone  & they save millions of $ of commisions for 3rd Party Payment Providers like e.g. Poker stars.

So lets se we have "Eddie" who became a bit of a Meme the last few weeks since it was leaked that he purchased a Villa for sth around 42 Million $ - which is somewhat probably a good sign that Stake PRINTS money.

And what do they do with it ?    All Bonuses get smaller and smaller ( even so they insist that the formula never changed & we are just too dumb to calculate)

They Pay Trainwreck / Roshtein north of 1,6m$/month EACH   - they "donate" a million to Ukraine

AND

they found the perfect Ambasador as a lure to x-times multiple their revenue/new members.   And promised HUGE Drops/Bonuses and just an insane show - 6 months ago...    So hey, shit can happen, Corona was going on, Drake maybe got sidetracked - but after the "Easter Bonus Fuc####"  the tenson in the community was almost at a brewing point which even they recognised so they finally gave us what we wanted  DRAKE.

For Europeans the Stream was around 2:00 /3:00 am but hey thousands of us gladly stayed up, hyped the stream and debated how/ what would be the UNBELIEVABLE 

Drops/Games/Chances or whatever.       YEAHHHH....  so... Either this is all an elaborate move from Stakes Side to show us just how much they dont care even more ... or their marketing team consists of the three stooges... high on DMT.

We watched some rich as punk wannabe Gangster for 2 hours - loosing 26million i believe ?  ( yes i know he started with 8 and played it up to 26 but in the end it was gone )    and while he was doing this he pretended to draw some "random Names " out of a back - which were CLEARLY not random (even once looked at a name and put it back in the basket)

 

But hey - all of that wouldnt have mattered for the masses because we TRUSTED and were PROMISED ... something so maybe a 100k$ Rain by Mr. Cool Guy ?   Maybe some Bonus Codes for everyone .... you know maybe ... a CHALLENGE AT LEAST ?

Nope ! - Nothing - Mr Cool Guy decided  that after loosing 26 Million he would call it a nigth - picked two guys " by random" out of chat who he gave another 50k$ to ( btw both of the picked winners werent even online at the time of the picking loooool.

So i just wanna say - GREAT JOB YET AGAIN STAKE !    I am so extatic when i think about what you come up with in the future to give something back to you loyal gamblers !  VIP Hostes moved to minimum Obsidian ?     Some more cool 500$ Challenges ?   Or maybe some even cooler Giveaway concept where all the High Rollers have even more of an advantage to win the 5k or 50k -  for them it even would be 40-100 Spins ... AMAZING..

 

So far - i will drown myself in some Absinth since i cant hold back the Euphoria i feel for being a member of this Epic Venture

 

 

#sarkasm

i bet you just loved it @mementomori didn`t you ? xd

[BEl1AL]

Haha, the fact that this post - which is SPOT ON - doesnt get any traction shows how much Stake Users are used to being scammed & lied to by Stake/Eddy/   and just want to keep their head down to at least the last remaining "Bonuses" or $ they can get e-g. by spending hours in some chat room to hope they get 0,00001 cent "rained" upon them ...   reminds me of a Bukkake Party

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Just in comparison - Roshstein,which is NOT the Company but simply a affiliated streamer, gives out 100s of thousands every week in his shop.

Not saying i like the guy or anything - but if a "Sponsored Player " of the mother company is litteraly giving back 100 x as much to his followers as the company itself ..... 

But i guess the money for a 42 million $ Mansion has to come from somwehere...

[Sk8erSpanky]

Spot on. Keep an eye out tomorrow too…. This is when all these weekly bonuses come out, with the “new” formula. I can almost guarantee it will be less for everyone. 
 

Also, regarding the servers and lag.  I was playing slots and kept getting an error that said if this continues please contact support, so I did. They told me it is because my browser is giving me issues. And then I look on chat, and thousands of others were experiencing errors and bad lag. This just tells me stake wont own up to anything. They dont care about their customers. They would rather spend millions on influencers instead of their website. And they just dont give a crap

[skleven]

30 minutes ago, Sk8erSpanky said:

Spot on. Keep an eye out tomorrow too…. This is when all these weekly bonuses come out, with the “new” formula. I can almost guarantee it will be less for everyone. 
 

 

They can say whatever they want regarding the bonus system. Because the formulas are a well kept secret. My guess is that they now can give out the same as before, but cut down on your bonus if you by a strike of the gods have cashed out anything.

[J-Dawg]

Maybe stop playing on a site that gives bad experience. If only everyone did this.....

People are power, the people gave EddieGumbles the money, and they can take it away just as easy ;=)

[ByteMeTwice]

 

Everyone is afraid to "stick the heads above the paraphet" in case they get blacklisted from future giveaways, bonus's, draws (or whatever spin Stake decides to name them) etc.

NEWSFLASH:

It's not possible to get blacklisted from these major events !!

These so-called enormous million dollar giveaways are always pre-determined !!

Saturday's $5k draws have always appeared to have been pre-recorded and edited in !!

Eddie's weekly protestations on how we all should blame Google Random number generator for his fixes. 

His major dramatisations that google will come up with the same result if he doesn't change the seed, are bullshit !!

There are posts & videos all over the place showing that Googles Number Generator can easily be manipulated.  There are even hundreds of video's on Youtube that demonstrate (step by step) how to do it.

What I was unable to figure out though, was, how to change seed on a Random Number Generator (RNG)

Then again, I could be mistaken.  Apparently it's possible to put over 20,000 name tickets into a pouch about the same size as a glove & randomnly draw out pre-determined lots. It's even possible to magically make a ticket disappear back into the pouch without anyone noticing, if you don't like the ticket that's been Drawn.

You gotta be impressed by the workings of the www. (wicked, winning, ways) and how it deceives us everytime .!!

[Jimmy8888]

Totally agreed with u.the hype and the giveaway was absolute bullshit.lag so bad and error few days before just to collect.been playing stake original and u see the graph drop red rapidly soon as lag started.its happen all the time when the lag start.its vacuum mode to feed drake.

[BEl1AL]

If there would just be ONE real alternative to Stake... im not talking about the competitors that are currently in the market, because i know them and they are just dogshit in some way or the other.....

But IF there would be one damn good competitor ewho actually cares avout anything we say here - i would gladly forfeit my Platinum V - that i fougth for months to achieve - in an instant and never look back

[Zulu189]

You shouldn't have any expectation when it comes to Stake promotions. From my experience, the bigger they claim an event will be (huge raffle, million dollar races, drake's stream), the more likely it is that it will be a total flop. This is all part of marketing to create the illusion that alot of money is being given away so they can add it to their portfolio. I usually simply ignore these kind of promos and see it as a big marketing campaign to attract newcomers.

As for the stream not being Euro friendly, you really can't complain. I live in NA and I miss every single of Eddie's stream since it's at 4AM my time. Also, Drake lives in Toronto, so you can't really expect him to do a 4AM stream. It just makes sense that it would be NA time. Not to mention that you didn't miss anything, aside from the twitter code if you were too late. I'd much rather be able to be around for Eddie's stream since there's codes every week on top of the forum post giveaway.

[ByteMeTwice]

33 minutes ago, BEl1AL said:

If there would just be ONE real alternative to Stake... im not talking about the competitors that are currently in the market, because i know them and they are just dogshit in some way or the other.....

But IF there would be one damn good competitor ewho actually cares avout anything we say here - i would gladly forfeit my Platinum V - that i fougth for months to achieve - in an instant and never look back

They are certain that this won't happen:

It would take someone with quite a few $m to throw out in initial bonus's and marketing to be able to pull this off, and Stake know this.

 

[majali7891]

Very well Said, I even wrote a topic few minutes ago that adds up on what you where saying..

BTW, the what-so-ever  called marketing team are the same our "VIP hosts".. so technically they are not marketing team

[tmoney4410]

Yeah I thoroughly enjoyed it too. Drake gambling just feels right 

[l1vEneeuQ]

@tmoney4410    I really hope you are a bot   -  because if you are not then you have some serious mental health issues and should find some help.

[monikpoker]

Ahahah @l1vEneeuQ