Cute/clever/funny pick-up lines show off

[Zamia2001]

Romantic, funny, cheesy,corny,cute pick-up lines? show it here👍

[Marina K.]

Ok i have some. 

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.[i love that one]

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. :}

And a weird one 'My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.'

[Zamia2001]

5 minutes ago, Marina K. said:

Ok i have some. 

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.[i love that one]

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. :}

And a weird one 'My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.'

you got it all ..funny damn thanks for sharing👍

[Marina K.]

3 minutes ago, Zamia2001 said:

you got it all ..funny damn thanks for sharing👍

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.[so romantic]

[VeljkoDu]

From 1-10, you are a 9, because I am the 1 you miss.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

I never believed in a love on first sight, but that was before I saw you.

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars from the sky and placed them into your eyes.

Are you tired? You have been running through my mind whole day.

 

Some of those I know, if I think of something else I will make sure to type it here 😂😂😂

[Zamia2001]

32 minutes ago, VeljkoDu said:

From 1-10, you are a 9, because I am the 1 you miss.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

I never believed in a love on first sight, but that was before I saw you.

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars from the sky and placed them into your eyes.

Are you tired? You have been running through my mind whole day.

 

Some of those I know, if I think of something else I will make sure to type it here 😂😂😂

wow you have much...but needs more 👌

[Zamia2001]