Where’s the Rakeback on Poker - Public Letter for Eddie.

[CornFLAX]

 

Dear Eddie,

I hope this letter finds you well and that you're ready for a good laugh because, boy, do I have a story for you.
It’s a tragicomedy, really, filled with poker dreams and… well, a distinct lack of rakeback on Stake.
Yes, you heard me right, the ever-elusive rakeback that’s making my poker experience feel like a Shakespearean drama.

Picture this: every day, I wake up trembling, my hands shaking as I reach for my morning coffee. Why, you ask? Because there’s no rakeback on Stake.

My sleep is a mess, Eddie. 

I have nightmares about this – and I'm not talking about the kind where you forget your pants at school. No, this is a full-on poker horror show. “Why is there no rakeback on Stake?” I whisper to myself in the dark, my heart breaking a little more each time.

I've even contemplated some pretty radical solutions. Like, how about me parading around the streets of Paris in a bright yellow vest with a sign that says "Stake or Cap"? I mean, who wouldn't stop and ask about my cause, right?
Just imagine me, striding confidently down the Champs-Élysées, turning heads and sparking conversations about the critical importance of rakeback. It's a bold strategy, but desperate times call for desperate measures!

But let’s indulge in a little fantasy for a moment. Imagine a world where rakeback finally exists on Stake. Oh, the joy! Birds would sing sweeter, rainbows would shine brighter, and maybe even my grandma would stop burning her famous cakes. The sheer bliss of knowing that every hand I play brings a little something back to me – now that’s the stuff dreams are made of.

Back to our less-than-perfect reality. I'm seriously considering starting an online petition, rallying the troops, and maybe even organizing some virtual protests. I might even channel my inner poet and pen some heartfelt verses about this rakeback tragedy. Imagine the power of my sonnets dedicated to this noble cause!

So, dear Eddie, this letter is my humorous yet heartfelt plea. Please, make this dream a reality. Give the world the miracle of rakeback. Because who knows? Maybe one day, I'll be able to play poker on Stake with a smile, without the looming fear of shattered dreams due to the absence of rakeback.

With all the humor and hope of a devoted player,
CornFLAX