suga Posted June 27, 2019 #26 Posted June 27, 2019 He'll leave PSG then He'll perform bad in world cup ... Then he'll be invited by another club , he'll join it and then slowly he'll shine again and become fan favourites . He'll lead they team to Glory become the next Ronaldhinio of Brazil .... IF he leaves football, he might become an actor coz he's pretty good at it + he's a good looking guy so no doubt he might give a tough competition to Dwane Jonshon XD
Hoffguy Posted June 27, 2019 #27 Posted June 27, 2019 Neymar watched a video calling him out for his fakery on youtube. So he decides to start to up his game, and starts searching for 'best ways to fake injury' . While browsing he sees some adverts one of them is for Stake. He wonders what Stake is... English isn't native language for him so he confuses stake with steak, and feels hungry so clicks the link... next thing he's on Stake's homepage. He looks about. Finds plinko, and think the balls look like footballs so decides to give it a go. There's no one for him to punch as the plinko balls start spiraling out of control (no fans about he's just at his home playing plinko after all), so he decided to punch the monitor. Doesn't really cut it so he heads over to chat. Starts swearing at mods. Mods don't have any of it, they say Neymar behave, this aint the french cup final it's Stake. Go challenge room if you wanna vent there's no one there at this time until next challenge. He don't listen, he keeps on. Mods mute that Neymar, and tell him to chill TF out. He starts hitting his TG up asking where the VAR is on Stake. People tell him check out modbot message. There's a forum link. He finds modbot's pm. Heads to forum. Makes appeal. Then falls on floor clutching his ankle.
edv Posted June 27, 2019 #29 Posted June 27, 2019 He stab Mbappe's eye with his pinky while in champion league final. Reason? Mbappe dribble pass him thinking he is a Barca player
Demarkus89 Posted June 27, 2019 #30 Posted June 27, 2019 Due to several monthly setbacks, he will be depressed and then takes drugs and will be arrested! After being released from prison, Neymar will become a monk
555artem555 Posted June 27, 2019 #31 Posted June 27, 2019 To whom luck will remain without nothing, he will not long have glory.
denildan Posted June 27, 2019 #32 Posted June 27, 2019 neymar will commit suicide and play football with angels in hell
EpicGord Posted June 27, 2019 #33 Posted June 27, 2019 -He will say one day that he was satoshi nakamoto and busted all his bitcoins playing on stake
wiro212sableng Posted June 27, 2019 #34 Posted June 27, 2019 Neymar is Neymar ... the prodigy from Brazil. Most likely he will return to Barcelona and with Suarez Establish a professional diving consulting firm or move to become a professional boxer. Even if he still plays football he needs a creative team that will think of something more spectacular that will always make him the spotlight.
Kippo Posted June 27, 2019 #35 Posted June 27, 2019 In a way, his job isn’t even to be a footballer, at least in the traditionally-understood sense. The vision of football in which you bury yourself for the team, run around putting in slide tackles, earn the grudging respect of Graeme Souness, write your name in the history books via trophies and medals, isn’t one that Neymar even necessarily subscribes to any more. A second Champions League would be nice. A World Cup or Ballon d’Or would burnish the brand beautifully. But for the most part, his job is simply to be ‘Neymar’: the omnipotent star of a carefully curated telenovela, complete with supporting cast, an endless series of attractive women and all the trappings of affluent youth. It’s tempting to see Neymar as a sort of sporting Justin Bieber: the teen star suspended in the perpetual childhood that they were never quite allowed to finish, trapped in the excess their fame built around them. And on one level, there’s surely an argument to be made that Neymar plays his football, earns his money, and once he goes home can surely spend it on as many Victoria’s Secret supermodels as he sees fit. But there’s another side to all this, one that impinges on the wider world. Because to focus on the hedonism of Neymar’s existence is to miss the point. In many ways, his career is like a sort of absurdist scientific experiment into the calculus of fame: the way it radiates in ever stronger waves, the way it turns everything around it into artifice, the way it converts the most fundamental building blocks of life itself - longing, aspiration, sex, sport, wealth, friendship - into stackable, made-for-television commodities. Of course your Mastercards and your Nikes are interested in Neymar the athlete. But what attracts them, above all, is the Neymar lifestyle: the aspirational worldview being sold to millions of young men around the world.
gougou Posted June 27, 2019 #36 Posted June 27, 2019 He will retire from football.His life is going worse so i think if his stats as player fall he will retire
GKD09 Posted June 27, 2019 #37 Posted June 27, 2019 At this point Neymar Jr was at his lowest - all the expectations, all the fame kept crashing down to a point where he was sacked from his team and was humiliated. Even the Brazilians were not accepting him anymore. He then fled to The United States to avoid all the hate. He was strolling by California and stopped by a Cafe. Whilst sipping his coffee a man came over with much excitement and suspense said, "heyy how you doiing, Neymaar?", he greeted back in a low tone. The man says, yes how could I be wrong - you are one of the greatest Brazilian actors. This is how Neymar Jr collided with Joey Tribbiani at the Central Perk. He then went on to tell how great Neymar is as an actor and the potential he holds. Joey proceeds to teach Neymar the essentials of being a Soap Opera actor, and with no surprise, Neymar learnt it quickly and ever so well. From this day on, Neymar was then famous in the Hollywood industry. He was even doing so well that Joey started getting jealous. Joey asked him do his famous rolls instead of bowing at the end of the show - as the cherry on the top or in other words to end it in style. Neymar believed it, since Joey had been the key to his late success. And just when we thought Neymar was finally doing well, having done this eventually got him fired. Poor Neymar had nothing at all - no happy endings unfortunately. But on the bright-side he has been called by the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling hosts for the 2020 race. That is yet to be seen - the race between all the rollers Let us all wish him the very best as this is one of his greatest talents after all! *I mean we all know this is going to happen 💁♂️ no need to lie to ourselves*
draksul81 Posted June 27, 2019 #38 Posted June 27, 2019 After the period of disqualification is over, he will go back to play football. He will become an exemplary player and will no longer stimulate. He will once again be the captain of the Brazilian team. After finishing his career as a football player in old age, he will live on his island pripevayuchi, drink Pinot colada and write memoirs about how he lived his life perfectly. =D
cryptoguru Posted June 27, 2019 #39 Posted June 27, 2019 Actually injuring himself and ruling himself out for 6 months
77kdub Posted June 27, 2019 #40 Posted June 27, 2019 One day he has an epiphany & leaves soccer in pursuit of his obvious true calling to be a WWE pro wrestler. He signs a contract & becomes WWE's biggest star since Hulk Hogan, never to return to soccer ever again.
Fromageblanc Posted June 27, 2019 #41 Posted June 27, 2019 Leave in real de madrid and win ldc and copa de ray
crileboy Posted June 27, 2019 #43 Posted June 27, 2019 This transfer window he will leave PSG and stop play fotball he will then start working as an actor in Hollywood for some years be in the next fast and furious movie. And that year he will also win an oscar for the best actor
JulyaVGO Posted June 27, 2019 #44 Posted June 27, 2019 One day he will be struck with a lightning. after that, when he wakes up in 3 days he wont feel any health issues. that will be counted as marvel and the next match the Brazil will loose because Neymar made a stupid mistake. because of this mistake, Neymar's career of a footballer will end. After spending 3 weeks in hospital, he realyses that he would never be able to play football again. theres only one thought in his mind: "if only i could go back... everything would be different...". saying that once again, he tightened the rope on his neck... "So... that is the end..." he said. The chair fell and Neymar... -Oh wait... where am i? oh... -Good morning, Mr Neymar. Im your doctor MrSmith. how do you feel? -wait, but... this already happened once? -What do you mean? -nothing... nevermind.. i guess it was just a nightmare... -Ok, i guess it was. Youre called a real marvel today because u got actually struck by the lightning, but it didnt damage you at all! -oh, i've heard this already... -sorry, what did u say? -nothing... nothing... ----------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued.... Tell me guys, if you wanna know what happened next! gl everyone!
Urnut Posted June 27, 2019 #45 Posted June 27, 2019 maybe hes gonna win a 1v1 against eddie in a meme contest, and will be the new owner of stake
ceastem Posted June 27, 2019 #46 Posted June 27, 2019 He's gonna wait for sportsbook to be available in stake. After that, he's gonna bet a lot of coins here against their team. He'll encourage his teammates and coach to do the same so there will be no friction between them Losing one game while earning tons shouldn't be a problem for them
jianisniceyo Posted June 27, 2019 #47 Posted June 27, 2019 He will be exposed as being actually a robot and be exiled to a farm with large green pasture where he can enjoy all his life and eat grass, because he's the GOAT.
Mantan99 Posted June 27, 2019 #48 Posted June 27, 2019 Neymar was finally suspended for three matches for beating the audience, going to miss out on the French Super Cup
YuRed Posted June 27, 2019 #49 Posted June 27, 2019 Neymar will open its football-drama school. Will pass on their experience to junior students
wowa24 Posted June 27, 2019 #50 Posted June 27, 2019 During the first-time simulation, the Neymar was spinning so hard after the fall that it accidentally rolled to Atlandis. no one has ever been able to reach it. He was awarded the medal of the hero, who opened Atlandita and a red card for the simulation. Now neymar professional simulator. In the films, he plays the role of a man who is beaten and writhing in pain, and on weekends due to his torque after the falls, the generator rotates like a squirrel in a wheel and generates electricity for the inhabitants of the earth
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