Seoulmate Posted February 26, 2020 #1 Posted February 26, 2020 So I was playing golf a few years back with a friend. We were having a great time watching this skinny 16 year old kid behind us, trying to hit a golf ball with a set of clubs he must have bought in Toys'R'US. I laughed so much at his antics I tore my pants lol. Anyway when my pants split at the last hole I dropped my wallet, I didnt notice until I looked back at the kid and saw him picking it up. So I walked back with my buddy, the kid was busy taking selfies and didnt notice us. We walked up right behind him and my buddy screams " Freeze!! Police! Drop that wallet or I shoot you. NOW!" Well the kid got such a fright he actually shit himself on the spot. "Don't shoot I'm still a virgin", he screams in a high pitched voice. Man, I thought I'd die from laughing. His MC Hammer white pants were ruined and he looked like he just got off a chocolate horse with willy wonka. Later I felt a bit sorry for him, so I gave him 50 cents and he bought a coke. The End.
evet Posted March 6, 2020 #3 Posted March 6, 2020 Lmfao, well I guess the kid is fine with that given the 50 cents you handed to him. Being a kid, when you get free money it's like that best thing in the world. Lol. That one was funny, this forum needs some quite humorous contents sometimes. Thanks man
Dp10011 Posted March 6, 2020 #4 Posted March 6, 2020 What evil! Certainly this boy remembers this to this day. A colleague of mine went through a similar situation while riding the bike. Then they shouted after him: Stop that it's the police! He almost fell off the bike with fright!
Seoulmate Posted March 6, 2020 Author #6 Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, sahil777 said: hahaha this is a good one. 9 minutes ago, Dp10011 said: What evil! Certainly this boy remembers this to this day. A colleague of mine went through a similar situation while riding the bike. Then they shouted after him: Stop that it's the police! He almost fell off the bike with fright! Did you guys read this one first...
Bwanarob Posted March 29, 2020 #7 Posted March 29, 2020 haha never heard this one before. Loved it! This part made me chuckle "Don't shoot I'm still a virgin"
Seoulmate Posted March 29, 2020 Author #8 Posted March 29, 2020 8 hours ago, Bwanarob said: haha never heard this one before. Loved it! This part made me chuckle "Don't shoot I'm still a virgin" lol This was a response to a posting by another forum member, "The Day I found 500$" his post is here:
obi1wan Posted April 3, 2020 #9 Posted April 3, 2020 On 2/26/2020 at 11:29 AM, Seoulmate said: So I was playing golf a few years back with a friend. We were having a great time watching this skinny 16 year old kid behind us, trying to hit a golf ball with a set of clubs he must have bought in Toys'R'US. I laughed so much at his antics I tore my pants lol. Anyway when my pants split at the last hole I dropped my wallet, I didnt notice until I looked back at the kid and saw him picking it up. So I walked back with my buddy, the kid was busy taking selfies and didnt notice us. We walked up right behind him and my buddy screams " Freeze!! Police! Drop that wallet or I shoot you. NOW!" Well the kid got such a fright he actually shit himself on the spot. "Don't shoot I'm still a virgin", he screams in a high pitched voice. Man, I thought I'd die from laughing. His MC Hammer white pants were ruined and he looked like he just got off a chocolate horse with willy wonka. Later I felt a bit sorry for him, so I gave him 50 cents and he bought a coke. The End. i lost 400$ on casino recently and have 200$ debt right now, so im trying to earn at leats something on stake andother sited which pay for messages to return debt, jesus why i was so stupid
iulianbutanu Posted April 4, 2020 #10 Posted April 4, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 4:49 AM, Seoulmate said: Did you guys read this one first... So he was a virgin that wanted to go to stripers. Ok this was really fun!
WINZAGE Posted May 16, 2020 #11 Posted May 16, 2020 Its called a very inexpensive education, its part of the process.
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